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Japan Revolutionizes The Girl Group

October 19th, 2010 | 10 comments | Posted by Jen

Watch your back, K-pop!

Although Japan’s been eating your dust for years in the girl group game, it’s recently produced quite possibly the most unforgettable pop sensation this world has ever seen.

Give it up for HRP-4C!

Unforgettable, in every way, but mostly in the skin-crawling, vertigo-inducing, scarier-than-clowns, make-it-stop way.

The upshot? She’d make for a terrific Halloween costume, especially if you hate trick-or-treaters, children in general, or, really, all people.

[via The Awl]

Filed under: Artificial Intelligence, Creepy Robots, Girl Groups, Halloween Costumes, HRP-4C, HRP-4C Robot, J-Pop, Japan, K-Pop, Robots, Scarier Than Clowns, Scary Shit, Small Wonders, Technological Advances, Things That Make Our Skin Crawl

ROCK OF ASIAN: The Wonder Girls v. The Not-So-Wonder Boys

June 10th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

First, the good news.

K-pop girl group Wonder Girls is about to blow up Stateside, because they’re opening for a huge band–recently labeled a “nine-figure franchise”–on the North American leg of its world tour, beginning in 10 days.

Now, for the bad. That huge band they’re opening for happens to be those purity ring-wearing, scarf-abusing, dwarf-resembling, pre-pubescent giney-tickling clit-teases, the Jonas Brothers.

Nick’s Cannon

Watch out, ladies, for those ejaculating foam-cannons!!! We hear you can get pregnant that way, or, at the very least, HPV!!!

(Things work differently in the States, trust us.)

Click here for tour dates, if you can live with yourself.

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Wonder Boys

May 4th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Do you have something against happiness?

No? Good. Then watch this dance video set to the Wonder Girls‘ infectious hit “Nobody,” the English version of which is scheduled to drop any day now: