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September 28th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Looks like somebody’s making a bid for “Korean-style gigolo.”

I must admit, something about it works for me. I certainly prefer it to that “I am a skinny hip hopper” nonsense.


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Three People in This Photograph Need Lexapro

March 15th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Sandra Oh: Ah, much better.

Frozen Face: Wait a minute. That doesn’t look like the Marie Claire I bought at 7-11.

McSteamy: Hi! I’m McSteamy!

Oh: Shut your inflated piehole, Ellen! What did I say about bringing up that smear-campaign of a cover photo?

What’s-His-Name-Who’s-Engaged-To-Frozen-Face: Hey America! Let me introduce myself. I’m–

McSteamy: I’m McSteamy! Do you want me to take off my shirt?

Oh: (to Frozen Face) Don’t make me get all gangsta on your ass like I did in that movie about fine wine. Cuz I will fuck you up. (to McSteamy) What the hell are you doing?

McSteamy: I’m McSteamy! I’m taking off my shirt!

Frozen Face: I would express interest in McSteamy’s gigolo behavior, but I can’t move my face.

What’s-His-Name-Who’s-Engaged-To-Frozen-Face: Hey, look! I’m in this picture!

McSteamy: I’m McSteamy! I’m taking off my pants!

Oh: Somebody give me a raise already. I hate all of you.


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