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Graydon Carter Must Be On Vacasian…

June 13th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


…cuz in Vanity Fair‘s phantasmagorical, bizarro best blog world, Michelle Malkin is kickin’ it real close to our pal Arianna, and DISGRASIAN is nowhere to be found!

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@JustineBateman @Redfin Thanks doll. It’s like a plague but instead of locusts it’s rolling incoming calls and text… https://t.co/23US0bkmNw
- Friday Mar 15 - 6:48pm

Oh hey @Redfin, thanks for selling my phone numbers. I’ve gotten about 100 spam calls and 40 texts in the last 20 minutes
- Friday Mar 15 - 6:32pm

Disgrasian Dictionary
EMANCIPASIAN –

Freedom.

Uncle Tam –

Yellow Uncle Tom.

Nipple Slipple –

Peek-a-Boobie!!!

DISGRASIANMOBILES –

The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.

Samurite –

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

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