DISGRASIAN™

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.

Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.

The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.

The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.