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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Thought You And “Ask The Asian Dude” Could Wiggle Out Of This One, TMZ?
TMZ Managing Editor, Harvey Levin
TMZ, which operates under the auspices of AOL News, definitely serves a purpose. In life, there’s always somebody that has to reside in the murkiest layer–the person that denies insurance benefits to cancer patients, the defense attorney that attacks victims in order to save her guilty defendant, the jerk that has to tell little kids that there is no Santa Claus. TMZ is like that person. The supergossip team’s shamelessness allows them to dig deep into the wounds of Hollywood to tell us who’s crazy, who’s dead, who has anal sex with prostitutes instead of their wife, who’s suing their ex, who’s blown all of their money on 8 balls. Without them, we wouldn’t know such things, at least not so quickly and with no tactful filter. It’s questionable whether or not we’d ever want to, but that’s not the point. Bottom line, as I said before: TMZ has a purpose, I guess.
Yesterday, the site posted a segment featuring an on-the-fly “interview” with Sung Kang, one of Jen’s many hot boyfriends and familiar sexyface from the Fast & Furious franchise (You can see him alive again in the upcoming sequel, Fast Five). See below:
Filed under: AOL, April Fools, Ask The Asian Dude, Clowning, Fast Five, Georgia, Harvey Levin, Jackie Chan, Karaoke, Racist Shit, Stupid Ideas, Sung Kang, The Fast And the Furious Sequels, This is Bullshit, TMZ, TMZ Racist, TMZ Racist Video, Toyota, Translation
Palin’s Russia Plan: Louder Than Bombs
Listen, we were as taken aback as the rest of you when we learned that Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin suggested, in her exclusive ABC News interview with Charles Gibson, that war may “perhaps” be necessary if Georgia were to join NATO and be invaded by Russia.
In her words, “we’ve got to keep an eye on Russia.” And how! What a statement to make, and on 9/11, to boot! What next? we thought. A leaked diary doodle about how rad it would be to start nuking South Korea and Iran? Is the world watching? Will the Russkis start assembling in the morning? Jesus!
Fortunately, guys, we were all wrong. This just in, more breaking news from ABC.com*:
Oh, cool!
These guys?
Wowee Zowee, if we end up with Vice President Palin, the country might be getting quite a hefty thank-you note from Georgia. Just sayin’.
*or somewhere
Filed under: Declarasians of War, Evil Empires, Georgia, GWAR, Monsters, NATO, Phew, Russia, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Threatens War on Russia, This Bitch Is Growing On Us
