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Hillary Rodhasian Clinton

January 9th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

After losing badly in Iowa, Hillary Clinton not only found her voice in New Hampshire, she also found a new posse. Witness her giving her Iowa concession speech here, surrounded by trolls and gargoyles:

And contrast that with her victory speech in New Hampshire:

Fresh-faced, soap commercial-worthy, animated young people! People who like CHANGE and IM’ing! CHANGE and the iPhone! CHANGE and weekly allowances! On top of that, thrown into the mix was…

…a real, live, cutie-pie Asian! In New Hampshire!

Hillary’s new message to rival Barack? “Suck my diversity pipe, Obama! See you down in SC where my homeys be ~~whom I will scare up in the next ten days~~. Peace out.”

Source Source Source: CNN

Filed under: Change Is the New Change, Gargoyles, New Hampshire, Primaries, Rebounds, Sucking Diversity Pipes, The 2008 Presidential Election, Trolls

Disgrasian Dictionary

HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –: Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.
Racial Drag –: Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
Muslasian –: Muslim Asian.
Blasian –: Black Asian. And badass.
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.