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Ain’t Nothin’ But A Gee Thing

June 6th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

DIANA: Gee, Jen. I’m really in the mood for some bumping music.

JEN: You finna get down, yo?

DIANA: Sure enough.

JEN: Wzup! What you down to hear, cuz?

DIANA: I’m really feeling like representing today. Do you know of any Vietnamese rappers?

JEN: Well, there’s that guy Thai, the Vietnamese rapper from Portland. I think he has a couple of videos or something…

DIANA: Oh! Here’s a video for his track, “Roll Wit Uz.” [watches video]

JEN: Um.

DIANA: Dude.

JEN: Well, it’s not like I ever listened to him before.

DIANA: Dude, he’s a gangster.

JEN: Gangsta?

DIANA: No, a lame gangster. Like he steals Acura signs and wears them as necklaces. He steals from Asian grandmas. He defaces the property of small businesses.

JEN: Oh shit, Asian grandmas!

DIANA: Dude, gangsterism is tired.

JEN: No kidding. Even Cube has moved on to family programming. He doesn’t want to fuck the police anymore.

DIANA: Well, he didn’t actually want to fuck the police.

JEN: It’s not about a salary, it’s all about reality.

DIANA: I hate Thai.

JEN: I hate Thai.


JEN: Ugh.

DIANA: I do have a Rain CD we could listen to on the way to lunch. Should I pop it in?

JEN: [Nods gleefully]

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