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Pirates!

July 24th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

The Associated Press reports that The FBI and Chinese police caught two pirate software gangs and collected over $500 million worth of programs this week.

Arrrrrrrrr and Avast, mateys! I s’pose this means I should get rid o’ me illegal copies o’ 300 and Hot Fuzz, lest t’Fuzz catch me!

Speakin’ o’ Asian pirate gangs, if they look anythin’ like this:

…where d’ I sign up?

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Ain’t Nothin’ But A Gee Thing

June 6th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

DIANA: Gee, Jen. I’m really in the mood for some bumping music.

JEN: You finna get down, yo?

DIANA: Sure enough.

JEN: Wzup! What you down to hear, cuz?

DIANA: I’m really feeling like representing today. Do you know of any Vietnamese rappers?

JEN: Well, there’s that guy Thai, the Vietnamese rapper from Portland. I think he has a couple of videos or something…

DIANA: Oh! Here’s a video for his track, “Roll Wit Uz.” [watches video]

JEN: Um.

DIANA: Dude.

JEN: Well, it’s not like I ever listened to him before.

DIANA: Dude, he’s a gangster.

JEN: Gangsta?

DIANA: No, a lame gangster. Like he steals Acura signs and wears them as necklaces. He steals from Asian grandmas. He defaces the property of small businesses.

JEN: Oh shit, Asian grandmas!

DIANA: Dude, gangsterism is tired.

JEN: No kidding. Even Cube has moved on to family programming. He doesn’t want to fuck the police anymore.

DIANA: Well, he didn’t actually want to fuck the police.

JEN: It’s not about a salary, it’s all about reality.

DIANA: I hate Thai.

JEN: I hate Thai.

DIANA: Ugh.

JEN: Ugh.

DIANA: I do have a Rain CD we could listen to on the way to lunch. Should I pop it in?

JEN: [Nods gleefully]

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Knut the Cute Gangsta

April 20th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Knut the Cute Panda Killing Polar Bear received a death threat on Wednesday, which was later believed to be a hoax.

“Why would anyone try to kill mich? Ich bin so damn key-ute! Do you want to know a secret? Ich sent the death threat fax myself. Ich bin such a clever boy! Who loves attention and has got two white paws? This polar bear. Shhh! If you know what’s good for you, keep your mouth shut, or you’ll wind up in der Spree just like Yan Yan the Panda. Whee! Look at me! Ich bin adorable!”

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