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AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Olivia Munn Is The Internet’s Helen Of Troy
Theory: Olivia Munn is the internet’s Helen of Troy.
Like Helen, who was part-god, part-mortal, Olivia is mixed race!
Like Helen, Olivia’s beauty is renowned!
Like Helen, Olivia starts wars! (Of the blogging variety, which is maybe not as sexy as the hairy, sweaty, leather-clad, gladiator-besandaled and totally homoerotic variety, but still.)
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Filed under: Attack of the Show, Blog Wars, Feminism, G4, Helen of Troy, Jon Stewart, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn Jezebel, Olivia Munn Playboy, Olivia Munn The Daily Show, Sexism, The Daily Show's Woman Problem, The Dearth of Women in Comedy, Woman Problems, Women In Comedy
Why We Hate Olivia Munn
She’s smart. She’s brash. She’s funny.
Her first name is adorable, her last succinct and easy to pronounce.
She has more Twitter followers than we do.
Her nose freckles are cuter than Diana’s nose freckles.
She has a blog too, but she never complains about it–and she isn’t getting a furrowed brow and grey hair like we are.
Oh…
AND SHE LOOKS…
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Filed under: Adorable, Beautiful Ladies, Bests, Bloggers, Dorks, Freckles, Funny People, G4, Hotties, Jealousy, Magazine Spreads, Maxim, Oliva Munn, Olivia Munn Bikini, Olivia Munn is Hot, Olivia Munn Maxim, Olivia Munn Naked, People That Are Better Looking Than Us, Photographs Maxim, Twitter
BABEWATCH: Vote For Your Fave Semi-Clothed Shot of Olivia Munn
Our gift to you today? More gratuitous Olivia Munn coverage!
Olivia’s the editor of the next issue of MYMAG, a limited edition magazine that allows quote-unquote tastemakers to pull articles they like from different publications and put them together in one place. Like a blog, but on actual glossy paper that once grew on trees.
This MYMAG issue, HEY OLIVIA!, will also include Olivia’s first poster. You can vote for which semi-clothed shot of Olivia you’d like to see plastered on your bedroom walls to better complement your collection of furniture made out of beer cans until Sunday, by clicking here. It’s basically a tough decision between her perky boobs and her adorable heart-shaped ass, so GOOD LUCK.
Here’s video from the photo shoot, where she says funny shit like “Whenever I do photo shoots, they put so much fucking makeup on my face. It’s, like, they’re like, ‘Oh, you’re Asian, you’ve got this exotic thing, let’s put more shit on your face so you look more like a whore” that makes us love her more even while we hate her for looking so annoyingly perfect in her underwear:
[via OliviaMunn.com]
[MYMAG]
Filed under: Attack of the Show, G4, Geek Girls, Geeks, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn MYMAG, Olivia Munn Naked, Olivia Munn Nude, Olivia Munn Poster
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Olivia Munn
Happy birthday to Olivia Munn, who turns 27 today!
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Did we mention she’s Playboy’s cover girl this month? There are 14 pics of Olivia in her birthday suit (almost) that weren’t published in the magazine that you can see on Playboy’s website. Right now. For free.
So it’s kinda like her birthday and your birthday, too.
[Playboy.com: Olivia Munn, G4's sexy siren, is the new nerd crush!]
Filed under: 27 is a Shitty Age By Any Standard, Asian Babes, Attack of the Show, G4, Geeks, Mixed People, Nerds, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn Playboy, Olivia Munn Playboy Cover
Great News for Your Boner: Olivia Munn in Playboy
Olivia Munn.
Nuff said.
[Playboy: Olivia Munn, G4's sexy siren, is the new nerd crush!]
Filed under: Attack of the Show, Boners, G4, Geek Love, Mixed People, Nerd Crushes, Olivia Munn is Hot, Olivia Munn Playboy, Playboy Magazine, Web Geeks
Gimme Warrior-ning Sign
Dammit all to hell.
If we had known that G4 was shooting Ninja Warrior on a custom course in SoCal’s sunny Santa Monica, just twenty minutes (or 2.3 hours, with traffic) from DISGRASIAN HQ, Jen and I would not have spent last Saturday doing frivolous, meaningless things like going for dumplings, dealing with our taxes, or attending weddings!
We would have put on our knee pads, knocked down a few Red Bull Lights, and killed that mothafuckin’ course! KILLED IT! MAIMED ITS FACE! RIPPED ITS FUGGIN’ NUTSACK OFF!
Sigh.
Ah well, at least our friend Olivia did:
Um, sorta.
Filed under: Awesome, Competitions, Dammit, Everybody Loves a Winner, Excelling, Friends are Nice, G4, Missed Opportunities, Ninja Warrior, Olivia Munn, Physical Prowess
iPhone Home
Dear Technology God,
I promise you: my writing partner and BFF Jen looooooooves technology. She figured out HTML before I did, she watches G4 a lot (well, sometimes), she has a graphing calculator lying around somewhere, she um, loves private jets, and she has like, three video game operating systems. I’m telling ya, technology is practically her middle name!
Jen has never really been one to use a cell phone. Let me assure you, she owns a cell phone. But for many reasons over the years, including a) “the phone wasn’t charged” and b) “the phone didn’t seem to be working,” and c) she “forgot” the phone, Jen has never really been able to stay connected on a mobile level. Which is a total bummer for me because all I want to do is text her DISGRASIAN tips and exchange witty, bitchy banter all day.
This could change. She saw a picture of the iPhone 3G earlier this week and her eyes lit up as if someone had just said, “Yo Jen! I’ve got like, ten Lanvin dresses to give you, if you don’t mind.”
I really think it would be a turning point for Jen (and my relationship with Jen) if you would bless her with an iPhone tomorrow when the 3G is released. The best way to do this is to drop one in her lap, because Jen doesn’t do well in long lines while surrounded by hipsters and geeks.
If there is anything that you can and will do for me this year, please let it be this. Please give Jen an iPhone! I have been waiting to send her a text message for YEARS.
Love, or, er, Amen?
Diana
Filed under: Apple Products Dupe Us Every Time, Friendship, G4, iPhones Make Us Jealous, Jen and Diana, Luddites, Tech-Savvy, Text Messaging
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!
Happy Birthday to G4 heroine Olivia Munn, who turned 26 this week! We think the event should be an honorary holiday for your legions of adoring followers–gamers, tech-geeks, and hipsters alike! And we would have sent an e-card to tell you so, but we’re sure your inbox is FULL.
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Birthdays, Freckles, G4, Gamers, Geeks, Olivia Munn
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Olivia Munn
NAME: Olivia Munn
AGE: 25
OCCUPATION: Host of G4’s Attack of the Show, Podcaster, Geek Heroine
WHY SHE RULES: Hot ladies willing to indulge the fantasies of slobbering four-eyed video game/comic book addicts are awesome! Plus she endured the entire 4 days of last week’s Comic-Con with a sweet smile. What’s not to love?
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, G4, Geek Dreams, Nerds, Olivia Munn, Slobber
