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What on earth does a man think after this situation occurs: he’s sitting in his sanctuary–a trusty toilet in Taipei, feels a sudden and sharp pain down there, and realize that a snake has chomped on his muthafuckin’ snake (yes, THAT one)?
Our guess: “Fuuuuuuuuuck!”
And we also suppose that, when the poor man is hospitalized at some length to ensure no risk of infection (because “a snake’s mouth isn’t always clean”), the aforementioned “thought” just kinda starts running on repeat.
Oh–that and the man starts pooping in a paper bag.
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The photo really does say it all, doesn’t it? Good Asian Drivers are a silly, funny, adorably angry band that combines folk guitar with spoken word poetry and ballsy, ticklish lyrics (we’re suckers for “fuck” and “dildo”). They’re out to break stereotypes and rock out–not terrible goals.
Basically, they’re cute and fun, and we want to challenge them to Slayer on Guitar Hero.
See more of these wacky Bostonians here.
I recently became addicted to Tila Tequila’s “Hot Spot”–which is in fact, not her clitoris, but her blog. How else would I have learned that, God willing, she plans to walk away from fame once she finds her mate in A Shot At Love 2?
I mean. We Wish.
She continues by quoting herself from Entertainment Weekly Magazine:
I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big. This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids.
Oh, that Tila and her “stuff!” After reading this incredible declarasian, we feel compelled to figure out what goals she’s reached in life:
1) Mastering a musical instrument
3) Writing a book
Oooh! It looks like she’s already started: check out her new track, a duet with Hotrod called “I Like to Fuck.”
At least she’s finally saying something that she means.
It may also explain why we’re fascinated by Washington, D.C. indie quintet Exit Clov, which features two teensy Asian frontwomen that have clearly funneled their young years of piano and violin lessons into something a little more, y’know, “D.C.” Exit Clov’s dreamy ditties prove as furiously dreary as those from Toronto outfit The Metric, but as painfully cute as songs sung by LA’s Ditty Bops–all with a little something extra. Call it cooperasian.
Check out some tunes on their MySpace page here.