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SPORTS ILLUSTRASIAN: What Do You Call The Rookie Hazing Of Junichi Tazawa?
“HAZIAN.”
Also “adorable,” but y’all know how we feel about drag queens.
[WBZ: 2009 Red Sox Rookies In Drag]
[via Center Field]
[photo via Sox & Dawgs]
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Thanks, Dave! Go Sox!
Filed under: Boston Red Sox, Drag, Friends of Dorothy, Japanese Baseball Players, Junichi Taz Tazawa, Junichi Tazawa, Pitchers, Rookie Hazing, Rookies, Wizard of Oz
DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! California Supreme Court Justice Ming Chin
Thursday, May 15th, was a historic moment for California and, we hope, the rest of America. In a 4-3 decision, the California Supreme Court overturned the state’s ban on same-sex marriage. The ruling will be final and allow our gay and lesbian friends to legally and fabulously wed in 30 days. Hoorgay, Golden State!
Our joy was somewhat mitigayted, however, upon learning that one of the three dissenting judges is Associate Justice Ming Chin. Chin sided with Judge Marvin Baxter, who wrote in his dissenting opinion:
“The majority…simply does not have the right to erase, then recast, the age-old definition of marriage, as virtually all societies have understood it, in order to satisfy its own contemporary notions of equality and justice.”
Party poop!
Anygay, the real bummer for us is that Judge Chin is kinda Amazian. He grew up the youngest of 8 children in a Chinese immigrant family. His parents–who didn’t even have the opportunity to finish grammar school–were potato farmers in rural Oregon. Chin edited his college yearbook, which is so nerdy cute, and served in Vietnam. And though he’s a conservative, Chin’s proven to be pro-choice. Plus, he sort of resembles our Dads–with that trim haircut and shy, slightly-pained smile–and that gives us fuzzy tummy feelings.
BUT.
As y’all know, it’s a thin line between love and disgrayce. And if you’re not a Friend of a Friend of Dorothy, then you’re no Friend of DISGRASIAN, either.
Court is dismissed!
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Thanks, Dave!
Filed under: Associate Justice Ming Chin, Disgaysian Behavior, FODs not FOBs, Friends of Dorothy, Gay Victories, Historic Moments, Judges, Same-Sex Marriage, The California Supreme Court
Welcome to the Dollhouse
For the record, I tried. I tried to Season Pass Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, which aired this weekend on the Style Network. Every time I tried to record the show, it would appear to be recording and then swiftly disappear. Just when I thought evil gnomes were fucking with my To Do list, I realized that I don’t get the Style Network. It’s too low-rent, even for my low-rent cable package.
So what’s a girl to do?
Reenact the show with Barbie dolls, of course. Here’s how my version of Life in the Fab Lane went down:
“No, I am the gay icon. Hand over the Yorkie and those ruby slippers. And about the rest of that unfabulous frump-fest you’re wearing? Burn it.”
“Bitch, don’t make me come over there and pull out all your feathers like a Thanksgiving turkey. I am the original diva!”
“Hey! Blondie! Don’t you turn your back on me. Do that again and I will beat your ass. I invented Hello Kitty.”
“Oh no you didn’t. Tyra is going to be so pissed that you’re stealing her look. So. Pissed.”
“It’s 2007 and you are somebody’s secretary? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Get somebody, anybody to answer your phones for YOU. And just so you know, your weave is appalling.”
Filed under: Barbie Dolls Are Creepy, Cher, Friends of Dorothy, Hello Kitty, Kimora Lee Likes to Fight, Kwanzaa, Why Is There a Secretary Barbie in 2007?
