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Why We Hate Olivia Munn

December 15th, 2009 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

She’s smart. She’s brash. She’s funny.

Her first name is adorable, her last succinct and easy to pronounce.

She has more Twitter followers than we do.

Her nose freckles are cuter than Diana’s nose freckles.

She has a blog too, but she never complains about it–and she isn’t getting a furrowed brow and grey hair like we are.




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July 3rd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy Birthday to G4 heroine Olivia Munn, who turned 26 this week! We think the event should be an honorary holiday for your legions of adoring followers–gamers, tech-geeks, and hipsters alike! And we would have sent an e-card to tell you so, but we’re sure your inbox is FULL.


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February 25th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

It’s no secret that Attack of the Show‘s quirky, brash host Olivia Munn is really purty, and purty cool. She’s got a firm bod, golden skin, nose-sprinkling of freckles, and gold-speckled eyes–she’s hot. But she also happens to be a nerd’s heroine and strangely normal for a television personality. Who knew that was even possible?

Anyway, we’ve been sweet on her for awhile, though our love for her was truly confirmed just this week when she said out loud what everybody else was thinking about those retahded Lindsay Lohan photos which showcase the Razzie-Award-winner’s saggy teats and post-rehab bloat ZzZZzzinner MarilynzzZZz during Bert Stern’s “last sitting”:


Jen and I found the new pictures so embarrassing and irrelevant that they almost made DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK (though, as is often the case with us, Lohan’s importance was trumped by real news). So we were delighted to find that Munn hit the nail on the head:

She looks haggard. You actually get distracted by all of her body freckles.”

Oof. We’re just glad she said it, so we didn’t have to.

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Thanks, Thomas!

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What the F Happened to Maggie Q?

June 12th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

This is half-Asian actress Maggie Q at the Mission Impossible III premiere, one year ago:

Pretty. Unmistakably Asian. J’adore the freckles.

And this is Maggie from the Live Free or Die Hardererer (which I’ll admit I can’t wait to see) Tokyo premiere a few days ago:

What in Holy Holly Hunter tarnation has happened to this chick?

The freckles are gone. The hair is ORANGE. And she looks about 100 years old.

It may be premature to diagnose this one, but I think we’ve got a nasty case of de-Asianizasian on our hands. We need some anti-Asian face cream for Maggie Q-is-for-Question-Mark, and stat.


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