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America Would Certainly Be Palin For It

Before she took the stage at the Tea Party Convention, Sarah Palin told Chris Wallace of Fox News that she was open to running for President in 2012.

Were she to run (the words “Palin” and “win” and “2012″ should never be spoken or imagined in concert), I think Jen and I would need about 579 guest blogging friends to help us deal with the onslaught of American shame. We simply couldn’t cover that amount of content. Our fingers would melt.

[NY Daily News: Sarah Palin Leaves Door Wide Open For Run For President In 2012]

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Filed under: 2012 Presidential Election, Chris Wallace, Fox News, Horrifying Thoughts, Pretentious Statements, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Presidential Run, Sarah Palin Run For President 2012, Tea Party Conventions

We’re Employed Through The Year! (Sarah Palin Joins Fox News)

You never know, as garbage-feeding bloggers, whether or not you’ll get fucked by the wrong famous-for-nothing going sober or the world’s worst couple getting divorced. Will you run out of sordid news fodder? What might you have to complain about? Will your blogging career be downgraded to a month-long series of clever Facebook status updates and a few choice tweets? Oh lordy, the stress!

So it’s always good to know that the world will soon be hit by a fruitful period of shame, therefore guaranteeing you good work for months and months to come (dare I say it–years?).

Imagine my relief, friends, when I saw this breaking news today:

Phew. Phew, phew, phew. 2010 is going to be a busy year for DISGRASIAN!

[CBS News: Sarah Palin Joining Fox News as Contributor]

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Filed under: All the Wrong Career Moves, Bad for everyone, Bloggers, Conservatards, Fox News, FOX News is a Joke, Phew, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Is An Idiotic Cunt, Sarah Palin Pundit, Unemployment

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Bo “Katie Couric Looks Oriental” Dietl

On Monday, former NYPD detective, private investigator, and FOX News regular Bo Dietl went on Don Imus’s Imus in the Morning and managed to insult both Katie Couric and Asians in the span of a minute-and-a-half.

Take a look:

SUMMARY OF OFFENSES:

1. “She’s got her eyes pulled so far, she’s starting to look Chinese herself.”

Look, as much as I’ve wanted Katie Couric to be an honorary member of the tribe since her thorough dismantling of Sarah Palin during the presidential campaign–which Palin’s still crying about–there’s no way that even I could say homegirl passes:

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Filed under: Beau Dietl, Bo Dietl, Conservatards, Conservative Pieces of Shit, Don Imus, Douchebags, Fox News, Imus in the Morning, Katie Couric, Shock Jocks, Stop Using the Word Oriental, The Voice of Reason

Don’t Need No Nader-ation

Oh, Ralph Nader. It has to be said–when it takes a Fox News anchor to call you out on a racial slur, you’ve really hit rock bottom.

Time, we think, to call it.

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Filed under: Bad ideas, Fox News, Give Me a Freakin' Break, News Anchors, Racial Slurs, Ralph Nader Is a Douche, Shepard Smith, Uh...WHAT?, Uncle Sam, Uncle Tom, We Cry "Uncle"

Fuck You, Liz Trotta

Filed under: Conservative Pieces of Shit, Deplorable Comments, Fox News, Liz Trotta, So-Called Journalists, Tender Your Resignation, The Osama-Obama Slip Is Fucktarded