You are currently browsing posts tagged with Forgetting to Pay Your Taxes Is Bullshit

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The Philippine Government

January 30th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

I found out a couple of weeks ago that I did my 2007 taxes wrong. I was surprised, y’know, cuz Asians just don’t do things incorrectly, like EVER. Okay, yeah, I worked on my forms myself instead of handing them off to an accountant (Dumb!), procrastinated until the very last minute (Stupid!), and hurriedly completed the form online while sitting in a Boston hotel with Jen, a night before speaking at the Harvard Berkman Center about our fun Internet lives.

Alright, I wasn’t that surprised that I did them wrong. I suck.

So, okay. The IRS wanted their money. Fair enough! Let them have my damn money and spend it on some Wall Street fat cat bonuses, if that’s what they want to do! I could deal with that. All it took was the signing of a check, the placing of a stamp, and on the day went. I’m not bleeding money, but when I owe a buck or two, I pay it. I show a little dignity for my errors.

And so I’ve gotta say, having, er, been there, that I am heavily disappointed in the Philippines (pardon the synechdoche here, friends in the Philippines) for dicking around on a millions-large amount of owed NYC property taxes for well over five years. The NYT reported this week that, after much toil, the country just reached a settlement with Manhattan regarding the dues, and has finally agreed to pay $9 million in back property taxes and interest . This amount is “about 85 percent of what the city had sought… for a building at 556 Fifth Avenue.”

Meanwhile, India and Mongolia, next up on my tsk list, are still in court dealing with equally enormous unsettled tax debts.

Sigh. Just write the check and place the stamp, guys. It’s the only way.

Source Source Source
Thanks, Jasmine and Patrick!

Filed under: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Redefining "Taxing On a Marriage"

April 12th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Ruh-roh.

“Marc Anthony to Pay $2.5 Million in Back Taxes”

People reported yesterday that Marc Anthony “forgot” to pay taxes for the last five years on several of his very large, very tacky homes.

I predict that, in the coming months, Marc Anthony and J.Lo’s catastrophic box office bomb thinly veiled story of their lives movie “El Cantante” will come out, make two dollars, and break up the marriage, forcing J.Lo into the arms of a much younger man.

Anyone else hear wedding bells for the FOURTH time for Jenny Been Around the Block?

Source
Source: Fox

Filed under: , , ,