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Long Weekend

May 26th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Pretty sure my mind is still at a barbecue. Is anyone else having a hard time getting back into the work swing of things–besides me and this dog?

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Thanks, Eliza!

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Mutasian –

A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.

AMAZIAN –

Amazin’ Asian.

RICISM –

Racism against, among, and for rice eaters.

DISGRASIANMOBILES –

The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.

Samurite –

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

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