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If North Korea Attacks Us, I Have Just One Favor To Ask God

April 5th, 2013 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

What the media thinks a North Korean plot against the U.S. looks like:

What Hollywood thinks a North Korean plot against the U.S. looks like:

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Disgrasian Dictionary
AMAZIAN –

Amazin’ Asian.

Yellowface –

When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.

FASHISM –

The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.

MISTASIAN IDENTITY –

Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.

KA-CHING CHONG –

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

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