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May 18th, 2010 | 1 comment | Posted by Jen

Eva Longoria Parker and Aishwarya Rai at the premiere of Tournee at Cannes

EVA: Tell me again why I have to stand next to you?

ASH: Because we both work for L’Oreal, silly.

EVA: Could you at the very least have let me be the only one wearing the sparkly dress?

ASH: What, this old thing? I just threw it on at the last minute.

EVA: Uh…yeah, me too! Yup, just threw this on. Just like you. Don’t even know who designed it.

ASH: Didn’t I hear you tell that journalist over there it was Naeem Khan?

Disgrasian Dictionary

Muslasian –: Muslim Asian.
Yellowface –: When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.
Racial Drag –: Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
Asiandroid –: Asian robot. Example: Julie Chen.
Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.