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December 17th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy 28th birthday today to pro boarder Jerry Hsu!

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This dude is the reason that Diana rides an Enjoi skateboard (poorly; with near-catastrophic drop-in attempts under her belt). Known fondly as Asian Elvis, he is not only a skate prodigy but a pretty sweet photographer, and one of our heroes.

Here’s hoping he ends up passed out in a pile of his own birthday vomit tonight! It’s the only way to celebrate.

Disgrasian Dictionary

DISGRASIANMOBILES –: The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.
RICISM –: Racism against, among, and for rice eaters.
Lifestyle Asiaphile –: A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.
ANTI-ASIAN –: n. An Asian who’s aging well. adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.
Dental Disgrasian –: Disgraceful person with f-ed up, toothy teeth.