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Occupation: Model, singer for LA band West Indian Girl
Why She’s A Babe: We’ll admit, we didn’t know much about Q (apparently she goes by the letter to avoid lengthy conversations about her actual name) until her engagement to Trent Reznor was announced today. But there’s no denying of this lady’s hotness–cuz she rocks in her own right, refuses to tone her wild style down, and–like her whole family (in her own words)–was “corseted by God” wtih a teeny-tiny, s-s-sexy and womanly waist.
Okay, we’re officially jealous. Not of her upcoming nuptials, but definitely of her corset.
I am rather obsessed with Christina Hendricks, who plays Mad Men‘s glorious, whip-smart, feline secretary Joan Holloway. Her porcelain skin, bodacious hips, magnificent coif, wardrobe of endless solids, and elegant neck are the stuff of goddesses, or at least of wonderful seductresses and forces of nature. If you watch Mad Men (it should basically be required viewing), you know that it would be impossible to imagine the spitfire embodied by any other woman–because Joan needs to be played be a woman, and Hendricks is most certainly a woman.
Hendricks is an antidote to a plague of Hollywood’s dull-eyed, static, overdressed, bony girl actresses (like the entire cast of the new 90210 that I refuse to investigate)–who parade down Robertson Blvd. as meaningfully as a film premiere red carpet and become US Weekly staples well before they amass multiple credits on their IMDB.
She’s wonderful! And now she’s engaged…
Congratulasians go out to the happy couple!
…Phew! Glad to know that somebody is taking care of all of this drrrrama!
Filed under: Doing Nothing, Engagements, George W. Bush, Jenna Bush, People Who Have No Shame, Real Problems, Spitting In Our Faces, The First Family, The World Is Falling Apart, Who Is Running This Country?, WTF?
DIANA: Dude. Did you hear that Yul Kwon got engaged?
JEN: I don’t wanna talk about it.
DIANA: Me neither.
JEN: He gave her a cushion-cut diamond ring.
DIANA: Ooh. Cushion-cut. Niiiiiice.
JEN: And she’s so cute, you really can’t hate her.
DIANA: Yeah. I know what you mean. And she’s soooo skinny. I mean, look at those arms.
JEN: What about those legs? I had those legs…once.
DIANA: When I was twelve.
JEN: They’re really skinny.
DIANA: Some might say too skinny.
JEN: Almost painfully skinny.
DIANA: Know what? I can’t do this. (sighs) I hate her.
JEN: Loathe the bitch.
Thanks, Jasmine and John!
farts wishes go out to First Drunk Girl Daughter Jenna Bush, who just announced her engagement to some conservative tool in khaki pants Henry Hager. I think it’s safe to say that their children will not be as cute as the rightful-First Daughter Sarah Gore’s and new husband Bill Lee’s offspring…