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HuffPo reports that Elizabeth Hurley attended a black-tie event this week in London dressed in a sari but “forgot” to wear a blouse underneath.
Can you imagine this kind of senility setting in at age 44? Poor thing!
But forgetting Elizabeth’s age-defying boobage for a second, let’s do a scroll down to her feet:
Estée Lauder is about to get more gorgeous: news outlets report that Slumdog Millionaire‘s Freida Pinto, Hollywood’s most enchanting newbie, is set to be the new face of the cosmetics brand.
This is huge news for the young actress, in part because of the yummy price tag (reported at £200,000) that comes from striking such a plum endorsement deal.
But let’s just all collectively cross our fingers that she does not share the fate of her pretty predecessors, Liz Hurley and Gwyneth Paltrow, who both sold millions of mascara tubes with their mugs–and then tumbled into smug, unsavory, irrelevant oblivion, never to be loved again.
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Career Changes, Cosmetics, Downturns, Elizabeth Hurley, Endorsements, Estée Lauder, Faces, Freida Pinto, Gwyneth Paltrow, Irrelevance, Makeup, Predecessors, Slumdog Millionaire
My oldest sister is a freak. She was born with a totally rad, gigantor rack–like, real puppies, real “girls,” or whatever people with real boobs call their boobs–that I never understood. The three remaining sisters in the family, however… we practically headed up the west coast chapter of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. We were small-chested Asians, and we owned it. Owned it, dammit.
But every once in awhile (like the day I spent on set with Rosario Dawson’s perfect, natural, giant chest all day, and thought: I should probably buy me summa those) I wonder if I’d have a far more enjoyable, gilded life as a big-boobie’d lady. What if? What if?
And other days, like today, I look at all of the big, fat, scary, glandy fat bags suffocating some of Hollywood’s finest…
Filed under: Bizarre Trends, Celebutards, Christina Aguilera, Circus Tits, Elizabeth Hurley, Glandy Fat Bags, Hollywood Epidemics, Itty Bitty Titty Committee, Jodie Marsh, Rosario Dawson, Sibling Rivalry
Now that Elizabeth Hurley has married into the tribe, she can apparently show up to events like the Asian Women of Achievement Awards in London in full racial drag:
Congradulasians, Liz Vomitey. I believe this is the most covered up you’ve ever been in your life.