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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Forever 21 And Its “Oriental Girl” Necklace

November 4th, 2011 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

Forever 21 committed another “Allergic to Algebra”-type gaffe this week when fashion bloggers discovered the Korean American-owned company was selling an “Oriental Girl” necklace.

For anyone hoping to buy an Oriental Girl on the cheap–only one dolla fifty!–you should know that the item has been pulled, or it’s “out of stock,” as the Forever 21 website now states.

When the Forever 21 “Allergic to Algebra” shirt came out, I had to wonder what kind of Asians would sell such a dumbed-down, regressive and ultimately cynical product to the masses. Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Forever 21 And Its “Oriental Girl” Necklace

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Butt FirzzZzzt

August 14th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

People ask us all the time why we don’t disgrace Julie Chen more. The honest answer is that she kinda puts us to sleep. I tried TiVo-ing “The Early Show” six months ago and found it totally unwatchable. Julie, or “Chenbot” as she is known on YouTube, is so awkward in interviews, it’s a wonder she made it to network television. I’m not entirely convinced that she’s even Asian, because she’s dumb as a sow and appears to be good at nothing except sucking her boss’s cock.

This video sumzzZZzzzz up my feelingzzZZZzzz for Chenbot:

Is there anything else left to say?

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Charmed, I’m Sure

May 8th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Flavor of Love: Charm School is a new VH1 reality show in which former FOL contestants who were rejected for whatever reason (too nasty, too raunchy, too much spitting) dress up in ridiculous schoolgirl outfits and attend “training” to become more ladylikable.

Meet one very special student, Leilene:

Yes, Leilene is a stripper mom and a high school dropout who, because of her almost complete lack of intellect (this is compared to the other Charm School students, mind you), was excused from the debate team competition challenge in episode four.

I’m not going to criticize the poor girl for these things. I’m sure she’s a very good dancer and has a very nice child and went to a super lame learning institution. No big whoop.

In this screen grab, she happens to be screaming, “I am a DAMN GOOD MOTHER!!!” O-kay. Again, no comments about how most mothers aren’t doing tequila shots while wearing schoolgirl uniforms while competing on bizarre VH1 reality shows.

I am, however, going to shame her for picking a fight with this thing:

They call it “Larissa.”

Holy shit, girl!!! I realize you’re stupid and stuff, but do you have a death wish? Honey Child, this bitch is not fucking around and you anybody with half a brain can tell you that one nostril flared breath denotes that this animal is DANGEROUS. JEEZUS!

Again, no criticism of the lifestyle. Just watch your back, dummy.

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Models Aren’t Necessarily Dumb…

March 16th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

…but it helps.

…and if we’re talking about America’s Next Top Models (and sure, I’m going to allow that they call themselves models even though they’re typically too short, too hefty, too awkward with the camera, too resistant to public nudity), we’re talking about something else altogether.

Last night, as I dined on carnitas at the 3rd&Fairfax farmer’s market, i spotted Jade from Cycle 6 of America’s Next Top Model, a woman I half remembered for her incredible ability to invent words…

…and the fact that I could never figure out whether or not she was part-Asian.

Which got me thinking about how in 8 cycles of America’s Next Top Model, we have only met the tiniest handful (and by “tiny handful,” I think I mean five) of any kind of Asian descent.

The most notable of which being:

GINA, who really was an idiot, not due to clever editing or pursuit of success. She was (and until witnessing her I’m not sure I was really sure these existed) just a very dumb Asian and about as notable as a straw laying listlessly on a bale of hay.

If any of you happened to watch the very first episode of ANTM this season, you might have noticed a flash of a brand new Asian face that a) didn’t make it to the top 13 and b) didn’t once get interviewed. I can only imagine how moronic she must have been.

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