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Holidaysians, Celebrasians, Donasians… And Giving The Gift Of Hyphen

December 21st, 2009 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Ladies and Gents, it’s been quite a year: Dubya left the building, Laura and Euna came back to us safely, Miley got goofy, Nadya Suleman lips got tabloid time, Kanye lost his hand, the Gosselins aired every last Garanimal of their dirty laundry, and Tiger Woods fell off his hookerbitch-lovin’ pedestal.

DISGRASIAN also got a makeover.

Frankly, we’re pooped. So we’re taking the rest of the year off for a little shaming break.

Time to go deal with important stuff!

Time to go deal with important stuff!

But before we go, we thought we’d mention our plans for celebrasian–which include a bit of donasian to Hyphen Magazine!

Alright, maybe we’re a little biased because they’ve spent some of their non-profit funds photographing us this year.  But we also believe in Hyphen–what they do and how they do it is an inspirasian to us all.

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Shame Inflasian

January 19th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

One very telling sign that you will not be missed after leaving office:

Shoe, Dubya! Get out of here!

People hurling their old, smelly, worn-soled footwear at your blow-up figure in Dupont Circle are wholly and vocally convinced that they’ll miss their stank boots a lot more.

Thanks, Erika!

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June 27th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

We know what you’re saying. President Dubya is DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK? SNOOZER! The man is a walking, never-ending, spit-in-your-face, embodiment of disgrace. What the hell took you guys so long?

Our short answer to that is a question: would you rush to put that photo (above) up on your blog? We don’t think so!

But we could resist no longer after reading the White House transcripts of Bush’s recent meeting with Filipino President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, which occurred on Tuesday amidst her country’s recovery from this month’s devastating typhoon.

Dubya did his best to make his guest feel comfortable by letting her know that he was familiar-like with her kind.

From (to avoid linking you directly to the White House site–it’s for your own good) the Huffington Post:

PRESIDENT BUSH: Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that — in which there’s a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the — of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House. (Laughter.)


PRESIDENT BUSH: And the chef is a great person and a really good cook, by the way, Madam President.


My word, what a gentleman! And what an ice breaker. But we wonder… in Dubya’s head, does the transcript look more like this?: Our cook is Flip-a-penes American, howdy hoo! Do ya know her? Aw, y’all eat rice or grape leaves or somethin’. Aw, my brain sure is tired.

All we know is the Prez seems like a really nice, really aware guy. Rest assured that me ‘n my ladies–that is, nail ladies–can’t wait to have our own chat with him some day.

Thanks, Eliza and Jasmine!

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