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Asian Genes Good at Math, Sucky at Metabolizing Alcohol

March 24th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Hey guys! Guess what?

I’m totally going to get esophageal cancer because my face turns red when I drink! And I don’t even know how to say “esophageal” without mangling a few consonants!!!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go smoke that pack of ciggies now, to speed along the process. Yay Asian genes!

Stupid. Asian. Genes.

Thanks, Margie and Shelly!

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Tiger Defamasian

January 23rd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Paul Dhaliwal, one of the three victims of the Christmas Day tiger attack at the San Francisco zoo, has admitted to being drunk and stoned while yelling and waving at the caged feline. Likely agitated by the disturbance, the tiger apparently leaped over a wall that was four feet lower than the recommended height. It then attacked the three men, unfortunately killing one. On the day of the incident, the victims portrayed the situation as an unprovoked attack.

This story is just altogether sad and frustrating. The zoo fucked up, the guys fucked up–but the tiger got confused. So why is the cat the one that got the bad rap?

Thanks, Shayera!

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For Goodness, Sake

May 15th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Yesterday, treehugger announced:

Sake to Power Japanese Cars in the Future

That’s cool, cuz I’ve kinda thought of sake as my fuel for years.


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