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This week in Fairfield, CT, 37 year-old Helen Sun attempted to reconcile with her husband Robert Drawbough by handcuffing herself to him as he slept and then biting him all over his body.

Helen Sun: I Like it Rough

Listen to Drawbough’s desperate 911 call:

Poor Helen…doesn’t she know people pay good money for that shit?

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Filed under: 911 Calls, Asian Dominatrix Are Tired, Crazy Bitches, Domestic Violence, Dominatrices, Helen Sun, Kinky Stuff, Robert Drawbough

BABEWATCH: Michiko Kakutani

Name: Michiko Kakutani

Hails from: New Haven, CT

Occupation: Hardass Asian Book Reviewer

Why She’s a Babe: Because the 53 year-old, Yale-educated NY Times critic is notoriously hard to please. And she’s not afraid to savage overly-hyped douchebag writers who are used to being fawned over. (A few years ago, the late Norman Mailer called her a “token” and a “one-woman kamikaze.”) Also, her look is so very trapped-in-the-80’s. And because Michiko is something like a literary dominatrix who enjoys beating the shit out of books–and sometimes that brings pain, but other times, pleasure.

Read Michiko’s latest reviews here. And bring band-aids.

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Filed under: Books, Dominatrices, Hardass Asian Book Reviewers, Michiko Kakutani, Norman Mailer, The New York Times, The Pleasure Pain Principle, Yale