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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!

April 24th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy Birthday to DISGRASIAN-adjacent Djimon Hounsou. Dude, if you can wake up every day to Kimora Lee’s fab face, you must be some kind of warrior. And we’re Asian–we love warriors! So in a way, we’re kinda rooting for you. Fight on Djimon, fight on.

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Kimora Money, Kimora Problems*

January 22nd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
From this month’s Harper’s Bazaar: “He’s a reality check for me, and I’m a fabulosity check for him”


Over the holidays, Diana and I decided to put a Kimoratorium on DISGRASIAN’s favorite self-promoting tranny. What Kimora could we say about her? That bitch liked to fight? That she stood for nothing? That she was fauxbulous? Yawn. Yawn. zZZzzzzZzzz.

But then we read in the New York Post this week that Simmons and boy toy Djimon (who is actually 43 years old) recently went shopping at Barneys in New York, and her Cadillac Escalade was not only illegally parked, but it was displaying a New York Correction Department permit on its dash that read, “This Vehicle Is On Official Business.” The department is now investigating whether the permit is fer reals or not.

Kimora and a FAKE parking permit?!? Shocking! Guess the Kimoratorium’s over. Sigh. And we were just beginning to enjoy 2008, too.

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Kimora Than You Can Handle?

October 17th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


KIMORA: Alright bitches, let’s make this happen.

AOKI LEE: I want a pumpkin, mommy!

MING LEE: Please mommy, let’s play!

DJIMON: What’s the hurry? We’re just enjoying ourselves at the pumpkin patch.

KIMORA: Excuse me, did I just hear you assert an opinion? Stay back there where you belong.

AOKI LEE: Pumpkin!

KIMORA: Aoki, keep quiet and work that dress, girl. When we get home Mommy will let you wear some of her dead animals.

DJIMON: I just think that we should let them take their time here. It’s just good, clean, wholesome fun.

KIMORA: It’s free fun, Djimon. And everyone that knows anything knows that free fun isn’t that fun. Let’s go somewhere for dinner where they can kick someone out of a table for us.

DJIMON: Kimora, I’m not sure that the best example we can set for children is to be loud, obnoxious, and greedy.

KIMORA: Are you calling me fat? I am not fat.

DJIMON: I didn’t even say the word fat. I’m talking about setting examples.

KIMORA: What do you know about examples? I’m a mogul! That’s an example for you!

MING LEE: Mommy, my friend’s mommy said that wearing fur is wrong.

DJIMON: (to Ming) Well sweetie, she’s certainly entitled to that belief.

KIMORA: Ming, that whole “fur is fucked” thing is just something poor people say out loud to make themselves feel better about having to buy fake shit.

DJIMON: Kimora.

KIMORA: STAND BEHIND ME!

DJIMON: I’m just saying…

KIMORA: DON’T! SAY! ANYTHING! OR I WILL SHOVE ONE OF MY BOOTS UP YOUR ANUS. AND YOU WILL FEEL IT.

DJIMON: Kimora, I’m not trying to…

KIMORA: Oh boy, here it comes.

DJIMON: Alright, fatty. Bring it.

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Is It Possible?

September 10th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Is Kimora “I Love to Slap a Ho” Lee Simmons actually smiling? Like for really real?

“I’m going to eat Djimon after this!”

… She looks so sweet and genuinely joyous. I almost don’t know what to say. Except that bitch still looks totally fuckin’ crazy.

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It’s Been Awhile

June 5th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
“If one more person tells me how tiny I make Djimon Honsou look, I will wreck their face with a Baby Phat boot! Do you hear me?
I’m fabulous! I’M FREAKING FABULOUS GODDAMMIT!!!!!!”

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