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I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: modern-day racists are lazy. They’re lazy in their spelling. They’re lazy in naming their children. And lest you think they’re only lazy when it comes to things that are difficult or require a certain amount of thinking, they’re even lazy when it comes to their pastimes, to activities that only serve to please, like building snowmen, for instance.
Take, for example, Rush Limbaugh whinging yesterday about how FOX News wasn’t translating a speech given by Hu Jintao, which resulted in Rush’s dumb ass only being able to make out a bunch of unintelligible ching chong:
I mean, he’s not even giving racism the old college try! This racism is so bald, not even the anti-political correctness crowd could give it a pass. This racism is even beneath young children. This kind of racism is just lazy.
But you know one thing that’s great about lazy racists? Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Rush “Ching Chong” Limbaugh
Filed under: Anti-China Sentiment, Ching-Chongery, Disgrasians of the Weak, Hu Jintao State Visit, Inscrutable, Racists Are Lazy And Stupid, Right Wing Radio, Right Wingnuts, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh Ching Chong, Rush Limbaugh Is A Junkie, Rush Limbaugh Lazy, Rush Limbaugh Racist, Rush Limbaugh Radio Show, Some People Need Muzzles, TGIF
It’s too bad it took this long for a DOTW to push back, because the email below from anti-immigration crusader Yeh Ling-Ling is kind of the kitchen sink of hate mail, a terrific read with something for everyone: Accusations of jealousy! Insults to our intelligence! History lessons! Asian, African, and Latin American people stereotyped as violent mass murderers! A portent of our own murders that sounds creepily like a death threat!
And how could I forget: The bringing of shame to our families!
Funny that she should mention our parents, because while my own read the blog, they rarely comment on posts, since they’re typically too busy with their choir practice and their potluck dinners and their taking of cruises to random places in the world. But it just so happens that my father wrote me right after we made Ms. Yeh–who’s made a career out of smearing immigrants as wasteful, violent job-stealers–DISGRASIAN of the Weak.
Below is a copy of his email (only his name and one line have been blacked out for privacy reasons):
Filed under: Anti-Immigrants, Anti-Immigration, Bad Spellers, Bringing Shame to Your Family, Death Threats, Disgrasians of the Weak, Hardass Asian Parents, Haters, Immigrant Haters, Immigrants, Smearing Immigrants, Tom Tancredo, Yeh Ling-Ling
After Floyd Mayweather said publicly via Ustream last week that rival boxer Manny Pacquiao was a “little yellow chump” and a “faggot,” that Pacquiao could “make me a shrimp tempura roll” and “make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice,” and that once Mayweather finally fought him and beat him, he was going to “cook him with some cats and dogs”–paging Morrissey!– Mayweather quickly issued an apology, claiming he “was just having fun,” “It’s all love,” and he doesn’t have a “racist bone” in his body.
It’s all love: Mayweather in a sombrero and the colors of Mexico, before his 2007 Cinco de Mayo fight against Oscar de la Hoya
If we take Mayweather at his word, then we can only conclude:
- Mayweather thinks “little yellow chump” and “faggot” are terms of endearment
- Mayweather truly believes Manny Pacquiao moonlights as a Japanese chef
- Mayweather thinks eating cats and dogs, not to mention little yellow chumps, is normal
- Mayweather is very, very hungry
- Mayweather has a highly unique take on love
- Mayweather has not had an X-ray recently to monitor the presence of racist bones in his body
- Mayweather is a little bitch who’d rather trash Pacquiao behind a computer screen–[Perhaps you're more suited to blogging, Floyd? We're always looking for interns to make us sushi rolls, FYI.--Ed.]–than fight him in the ring
See the full video here:
Filed under: Boxing, Disgrasians of the Weak, Eating Dogs, Fightin' Words, Filipinos, Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Floyd Mayweather Racist, Little Bitches, Manny Pacman Pacquiao, Manny Pacquiao, Oscar De La Hoya, Racist Rants, Sushi
No! Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves will not be playing Coachella this weekend!
Instead, Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves are only a few of the accusations being brought against Steven Seagal in a civil lawsuit filed Monday in LA by 23 year-old Kayden Nguyen (pictured), who worked for the actor briefly in February.
Here’s what’s being reported:
- The job was listed on Craigslist as an executive/personal assistant position
- Once she got the job, Nguyen was flown on a private jet from LA to NOLA, where Seagal was filming A&E’s Steven Seagal Lawman, an INCREDIBLE reality show about Seagal serving as a deputy sheriff in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana
- She discovered on her first night that Steven Seagal already had two Russian sex slaves who were on-call, 24/7
- Nguyen’s lawsuit says Seagal “treated Ms. Nguyen as his sex toy” and assaulted her three times
- The lawsuit also says that she can identify a “unique physiological reaction” that Seagal has to sexual arousal
- Seagal is married and his wife was around when Nguyen was allegedly assaulted
- Other victims are coming forward
- In 1998, Jenny McCarthy said in an interview that Seagal told her to strip during an audition
- That same year, nine women told Penthouse magazine that Seagal had sexually harassed them
All this is alleged, okay? So let’s not jump to conclusions. BUT. If we were to jump to conclusions, I’d say that some of the details revealed in this lawsuit are so bizarre–Seagal listed the job on Craigslist? He has the bank to fly private?! He has a
weird corkscrew penis “unique physiological reaction” to arousal?–they almost have to be true. Can I picture Seagal saying “Relax, we won’t do anything special tonight…I’ll save that for another night” to Nguyen in that rapey hushed tone of his? Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves Is A Great Name For An Indie Band, But…
Filed under: Creepfest, Creeps, Disgrasians of the Weak, Kayden Nguyen, Sexual Predators, Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal Jenny McCarthy, Steven Seagal Lawman, Steven Seagal Lawsuit, Steven Seagal Sex Slaves, Steven Seagal Sex Toy
Y’all. Y’ALL. What was up with this week? Why was everyone being such a dick? Was mercury in some kind of dickish retrograde? Was there an excess of dickage in the air? Was there some kind of discount offered on dick pipes? Was it, like, International Be-A-Dick Week? Was there a big VIP dick party that we weren’t invited to (and why not, you dicks)? Seriously, what was with all this whatthedickery?
Don’t know what we mean? What kind of dickhole have you been hiding in? (And is there extra room there? We’re kinda all dicked-out at the moment.) Not to be a total dick and ruin your dick-free week, but if you don’t know what we’re talking about, you don’t know dick. So let’s stop dicking around and get down to business.
NAME: Adam Carolla
WHY HE’S A DICK: He fucked with Intern Jasmine’s homeland and #1 homey, Manny Pacquiao. And she, along with an army of pissed-off Pinoys, ain’t feelin’ that half-assed mea culpa he posted on Twitter.
OUR SOLUTION: Dick Cancer
NAME: The Shen Neng 1 Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! 10 People And/Or Things We Hope Get Dick Cancer
Filed under: Adam Carolla Disses Manny Pacquiao, Akron OH Orientals, Anti-Abortion Crazies, Chinese Coal Ship Rams Great Barrier Reef, Cocks, Dick Cancer, Dickheads, Dicks, Disgrasians of the Weak, Father Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul, Ginny Barber, Joey Lo, M. Night Shyamalan, North Korea, Orientals, Patrick Kim McDermott, Pricks, Shadows In the Cloud Hackers, Shen Neng 1, The Last Airbender, The Vatican, Tiki Barber, We Are Not Mascots Motherfucker