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China Gets a Hummer (UPDATE)

June 26th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

A Chinese company has reached a tentative agreement to buy GM’s bankrupt-in-every-sense-of-the-word Hummer division.

Which means we’re witnessing the dawn of a new age–China becoming a nation of 1.3 billion douchebags!

For those who were extremely terrified of Chinese people before…buckle your seatbelts.

[UPDATE: BusinessWeek reports that China may block the sale because of its "energy-saving goals." Douchebag Crisis averted?]

Thanks, @MarisaNakasone!
Thanks, Neal!

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White Hooker Boots and Automobiles Go Together Like Ramma Lamma Lamma Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong

April 23rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

The Shanghai Auto Show kicked off Sunday and will continue through the rest of the week. I don’t know the first thing about cars, but I do know WHITE HOOKER BOOTS WILL ABOUND.

Check out these photos, taken from the first two days of the show, if you don’t believe me:

(all photos found on Flickr, taken by “Shanghai Sky”)

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Disgrasian Mobile – Needs Dipping Sauce

April 16th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

This Toyota Camry’s license plate was snapped by my friend Jonathan on Saturday. PARKED IN FRONT OF PANDA EXPRESS.

The nerve.

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The Fast and the Disgrasianous

March 18th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

I was in the desert this weekend, catching the end of the Pacific Life Open, where I made some FASCINATING discoveries.

For one, the Chicken Fried Steak at Elmer’s in Cathedral City is KILLER. Who knew?

Also, in nearby La Quinta, the Ralph’s parking lot transformed into a scene right out of The Fast and the Furious around midnight Friday. Picture 40 guys in baggy shorts gathered around their souped-up ‘Stangs and Rice Rockets. Or better yet, imagine 40 versions of Paul “My Boyfriend” Walker looking hot.

As it turns out, Ralph’s had racks and racks of pornos magazines related to street racing. My new personal favorite is TUNERZINE.

Not only did Tunerzine update me on the latest and greatest DISGRASIANMOBILES racing cars, it also exposed me to several CHEAP HOOKERS Asian models I had never heard of. All I can say is, move over Kate Moss:

And make room for “Ms. Carla” (If You’re Nasty),

and Filipina dynamo, Abby M, whose “turn-ons” include “real, compassionate, and humble people,”

and, last but not least, Carolyn “Let’s Get” Savage.

“Turn-ons” for Ms. Savage, who is of Chinese descent, include “mbition” and “sweet.” Interestingly, this cheap hooker’s girl’s Number One “turn-off” is “COCKINESS,” which, um, I’m pretty sure is the only kind of cock Ms. Savage has ever turned her surgically-modified nose up at.

Photos kindly provided by

Source: Into the Blue

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CONTEST! Vote For Your Favorite Disgrasianmobile

March 8th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

1) The Honda Element:

2) The Scion (Toyota) xB:

3) The Nissan Cube. Not yet available in the States:

Okay, I lied. There is no contest. If your eyes aren’t bleeding after looking at these three cars, you are a WINNER.

Source: Honda, Scion, Nissan

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