DISGRASIAN™

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! [Your Name Here] If You Don’t Fill Out Your 2010 Census Form

From Arowana Films, featuring Far East Movement, funnyman Randall Park, Phil and Wes from Wong Fu Productions, and others:

Fact: Asians love money.

We love making money, we love spending money, we love getting discounts so we don’t end up wasting money, we even love gambling away our money (and then, through a combination of math skills and grim determination, winning it all back, because we also hate losing, like, anything).

So you know what’s totally fucked? The government gives away $400 billion dollars annually to provide essential services like healthcare, education, and public transportation based on the information it receives from the U.S. Census, which is conducted once every 10 years, and Asian Americans are among the groups LEAST LIKELY to fill out their census forms.

Dude. Turning your back on free money isn’t Asian, it’s textbook DISGRASIAN.

It’s only 10 questions people. Deadline is April 1.

For more information about the Census and why filling out your form matters, check out Fill in Our Future.

[Fill in Our Future]

Filed under: 2010 Census, Asians Love Money, Census Bureau, Disgrasian of the Weak, Far East Movement, Representasian, Social Services, Underrepresentation, Wong Fu Productions

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! 2009

If you are one of the people that thought last year was UH-MAZING, and was sad to see it go as the clock ticked down to midnight on December 31, you are a very special human being. You should also go kick yourself in the shins–2009 was a stinker for most of us, and your joy just makes people mad.

Okay, look. At least this happened:

Goodbye to the Aughts, or "Era of Shame"

But so did this:

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Filed under: 2009, 2010, Barack Obama, Disgrasian of the Weak, Going Rogue, Looking Back, President Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, Tiger Woods