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From Arowana Films, featuring Far East Movement, funnyman Randall Park, Phil and Wes from Wong Fu Productions, and others:
Fact: Asians love money.
We love making money, we love spending money, we love getting discounts so we don’t end up wasting money, we even love gambling away our money (and then, through a combination of math skills and grim determination, winning it all back, because we also hate losing, like, anything).
So you know what’s totally fucked? The government gives away $400 billion dollars annually to provide essential services like healthcare, education, and public transportation based on the information it receives from the U.S. Census, which is conducted once every 10 years, and Asian Americans are among the groups LEAST LIKELY to fill out their census forms.
Dude. Turning your back on free money isn’t Asian, it’s textbook DISGRASIAN.
It’s only 10 questions people. Deadline is April 1.
For more information about the Census and why filling out your form matters, check out Fill in Our Future.
If you are one of the people that thought last year was UH-MAZING, and was sad to see it go as the clock ticked down to midnight on December 31, you are a very special human being. You should also go kick yourself in the shins–2009 was a stinker for most of us, and your joy just makes people mad.
Okay, look. At least this happened:
But so did this: