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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! 10 People And/Or Things We Hope Get Dick Cancer

April 9th, 2010 | 15 comments | Posted by Jen & Diana

Y’all. Y’ALL.  What was up with this week?  Why was everyone being such a dick?  Was mercury in some kind of dickish retrograde?  Was there an excess of dickage in the air?  Was there some kind of discount offered on dick pipes? Was it, like, International Be-A-Dick Week?  Was there a big VIP dick party that we weren’t invited to (and why not, you dicks)?  Seriously, what was with all this whatthedickery?

Don’t know what we mean?  What kind of dickhole have you been hiding in?  (And is there extra room there?  We’re kinda all dicked-out at the moment.)  Not to be a total dick and ruin your dick-free week, but if you don’t know what we’re talking about, you don’t know dick.  So let’s stop dicking around and get down to business.

NAME: Adam Carolla
WHY HE’S A DICK: He fucked with Intern Jasmine’s homeland and #1 homey, Manny Pacquiao. And she, along with an army of pissed-off Pinoys, ain’t feelin’ that half-assed mea culpa he posted on Twitter.
OUR SOLUTION: Dick Cancer

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File Under Weird Chinese Behavior

December 10th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Saddam lives! And he likes his chicken wings spicy!

A Shenyang, China restaurant uses Saddam’s mug to hock their food, because there’s nothing like the image of a dead despised dictator to whet the appetite.


Yummmmmm!

[via BuzzFeed]

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