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We Can’t Get Dick Done In This Heat, But USA Today Has Found A Way

July 7th, 2011 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

Y’all. Sorry for the lack of posts recently. It’s hot and we’re bothered, and I don’t mean that in a good way. The same can’t be said for USA Today, which posted this graphic last Friday:

Looks like the sun is about to blow himself, doesn’t it? And, you know, if that’s what it takes to lower temps around here, by all means.

[via @charlesapple]

Thanks, VMM!

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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Rep. Anthony Weiner’s Dick Pics [NSFW-ish]

June 10th, 2011 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Well, we gotta give Rep. Weiner credit for one thing…

…even his penis (X-rated pic-of-pic for the pervs here) leans to the left.

Ba-dum-bum!

However, everything else about Weiner’s overexposed weiner (har-dee-har) is pretty damn annoying. Even the fact that we’re still talking about it is annoying. Sorry, guys!

The thing is, we can’t ignore the fact that “Weinergate” and all that it has inspired (like another fifteen minutes for Andrew Breitbart) had no competition this week in terms of disgrace. After all, it’s hard to beat the trifecta of indignant dishonesty/poor social media skills/betrayal of family, agreed?

All we know is that Weiner has one hell of an apology to prepare for his forthcoming first child. We can only imagine that he’ll deliver it the classy way that the publicly shamed do in this day and age–Twitter! Something like:

Although IOHO, he and his fellow public officials should reeeeeally think twice about EVER hitting that “Tweet” button. EVER.

[HuffPo: Anthony Weiner Press Conference: Admits Sending Racy Pictures, Refuses To Resign]

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