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AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Hello Kitty Turns 35
The very first Hello Kitty merch, Coin Purse, 1974
Name: Hello Kitty (née Kitty White)
Born: November 1, 1974
Occupation: Icon
Known for: Presiding over a $5 billion dollar empire, pioneering kawaii style, having no mouth, that fucking red bow, serving as Japan’s tourism ambassador, being everyone’s favorite pussy–from children to club kids to celebrities to haters–and decorating everything from guns to bongs to maxi pads to vibrators.
What explains Hello Kitty’s enduring popularity?
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Filed under: Birthdays, Brands, Death to Hello Kitty, Goodbye Kitty, Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty Turns 35, Icons, Japanese Pop Culture, Kawaii, Kitty White, Lady Gaga, Sanrio
Hello Katy
I kissed a girl and I…
…wondered why the fuck Katy Perry is famous.
Source
Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: Death to Hello Kitty, Famous-For-Nothings, Go Away, Hello Kitty Corset, I Can't Tell Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel Apart, I Kissed a Girl, Katy Perry, Leggings, Pop Stars
Look at the World Through Hello Kitty-Colored Contact Lenses
Why?
Because:
a) You like scaring the bejeezus out of coworkers.
b) You are a dude unafraid of his feminine side.
c) You had an unhappy childhood.
d) You find it hard to resist anything with a pussy on it.
Filed under: Death to Hello Kitty, Feminine Sides, I Don't Get It, Pussy, Unhappy Childhoods, Weird Sanrio Behavior, Why?
Goodbye Kitty
And now, introducing…Hello Kitty! For men!
Sanrio company spokesperson Kazuo Tohmatsu explained the reasoning behind the line to the AP:
“Young men these days grew up with character goods,” said Tohmatsu. “That generation feels no embarrassment about wearing Hello Kitty.”
Really? Perhaps they should.
Filed under: Death to Hello Kitty, Embarrassing, Hello Kitty For Men, Sanrio, Weird Japanese Behavior, Why?
