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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Dean Cain

July 29th, 2010 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana




Happy birthday to Dean Cain, who will turn 44 on Saturday!

I remember the first time I laid eyes on this warm-skinned, super-duper man on a classic episode of 90210 when he was the gullible, white-toothed, sexy-eyed Wisconsin boy that bought Brenda Walsh’s bad French act one summer in Paris. I couldn’t believe a guy so dumb and wholesome could also be wicked hot and intriguing, but oh, how he was.

Time has treated this hapa well, which makes me very happy. Why oh why did I ever stop stalking this guy?

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Lifestyle Asiaphile –

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

DISGAYSIAN –

Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.

MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

Dental Disgrasian –

Disgraceful person with f-ed up, toothy teeth.

MISTASIAN IDENTITY –

Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.

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