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Japanese rock prodigies? Of course we’re not surprised.
These little ones make Megadeth look like total pussies. TAKE THAT, Dave Mustang!!!
There are many things at the root of DISGRASIAN’s distaste for Megadeth, the most important of which being that their classic tune “Hangar 18″ on our favorite pastime Guitar Hero II has generally been a ginormous, finger-cramping pain in our collective ass. Until recently, we’ve simply attributed the ass pain to band leader/singer Dave Mustaine–a guy whose haircut would make a Jerry Springer guest cringe,and has a chip on his shoulder the size of Montana.
I realized today that the real object of our ire should be guitarist Marty Friedman. I actually have no idea how he’s escaped our fire thus far, save for us being lazy (and quite frankly, it’s fun and pretty much the status quo to hate on Mustaine).
Incidentally, I just stumbled upon this clip of Friedman on a Japanese cooking show, displaying an uncanny penchant for the country’s language. Nonetheless, he intermittently stops handling the raw shellfish to pick up his axe and crank out a few licks (doesn’t seem very sanitary), which is, to say the least, weird.
Xbox recently announced that they will be hosting a Guitar Hero II JamFest, in which KISS frontman Gene Simmons will face off with five of the top Guitar Hero II™ gamers in the country.
I won’t even get into how shocked and appalled I am that Jen and I were not invited to participate in this tournament of champions (my only theories being that they can’t handle seeing two bitches crank out 99% apiece on “The Beast and the Harlot”–or that someone, somewhere, has heard us talking shit about the “Strutter,” the boring-ass KISS hit that the winner is going to have to play on Co-Op mode w/ Simmons if they win…zzzZZZzZzZzz).
Instead, let me point your attention to one of the five competitors to keep your eye on in this showdown of showdowns:
Yeah! She’s a total nerd–and not one of those D&D losers, but a scarf-knitting, tech-geeking, Guitar Hero-rocking nerd. She frickin’ rocks!
…and now, meet one of her four challengers.
Ew. What a tool. This mofo needs to be taken out.
Needless to say, WE’RE BEHIND YOU, KELLY! TAKE IT HOME PLAYIN’ YYZ!! WE WISH YOU MUCH STAR POWER!!!