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I’m Not a PC. I’m Not a PC. I’m Not a PC. I’m Not a PC.

September 15th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Kylie, Bill Gates’ pint-sized, secret advertising weapon, is back in a new ad for Windows 7, which debuts October 22.

Once again, we will not be manipulated. We are not PC’s, dammit! Not now, not ever. PC’s aren’t cute. PC’s have no personality. PC’s are like that okay-looking bad kisser you meet at a bar and go home with whom you decide later on in the evening you don’t even have the energy to sleep with even though you really really need sex whom you then have to hastily kick out of your house because you’ve decided that how you really want to spend your evening is drinking alone and catching up on your TiVo.

That said, Damn you, Bill Gates. Damn. You. For. Almost. Making. Us. Wish. We. Were. PC’s. You. Prick.

[via channelAPA]

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Disgrasian Dictionary

GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.
Nuddhism –: Religion practiced by Far Eastern nudists.
KA-CHING CHONG –: Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.
Panda-ring –: Pandering to our people.
ANTI-ASIAN –: n. An Asian who’s aging well. adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.