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We’d Rather Punch Ourselves In The Neck Than Listen To A Jason Mraz Tune, BUT…

…add a ukulele and a munchkin. We melt. We simply melt.

And we forget all about Mraz’s stupid hats and all of that “Mr. A to Z” garbage.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. OH!!!!! [wombs a-rumble]

[via The Daily What]
Thanks, Jasamine!

Filed under: Adorable-ness, Amazian Jr., Awesome, Cover Songs, Cover Versions, Cute Kids, Cute Things, Instrumentasian, Jason Mraz and his idiotic "Mr. A to Z" Schtick, Jason Mraz And His Stupid Hat, Lame Songs Made Better, Little Guys Who Rock, Ukulele, Ukulele Makes It All Go Away

BABEWATCH: Dinky Ninja Bears

Sure, plushies are everywhere. But the Dinky Ninja Bears, which we just discovered this week via Twitter, are something special. Is it the indefinite tummy forms? Their tiny arms? Their lack of mouths? We don’t know! But somehow they perfectly encapsulate the essence of adorably incapable silent ninjas with cute little ears and pseudo-appendages, and we can’t stop loving them.

Pretty Dinky

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Filed under: Adorable-ness, Arty Farts, Asians and Their Unholy Obsession with Stuffed Animals, Critters, Cute Things, Dinky Ninja Bears, Friends are Nice, Little Friends, Plushies, Twitter

Kitten With Spirit Fingers

Asian people love small animals.

That is all you need to know.

Watch, melt…

…repeat.

Thanks, Angie!

Filed under: Adorable-ness, Animals are a Reliable Source of Joy and Awe, Animals Tricks, Asians And Their Unholy Obsession With Small Animals, Awwwwwww, Cat, Cute Things, Kittens, Purina, Spirit Fingers, Surprised Kitty, Video Gems

ROPID: Cuter Than A Baby Prawn

Meet Ropid (Rapid + Robot), a new robot just unveiled by scientists in Japan that jumps, responds to directions…







…and is about 10,396,574 more adorable and fun to watch than your obnoxious little cousin with 1 year of ballet and 4 years of piano lessons under her belt, who your aunt dresses up in stupid party dresses every time there’s the teeniest, mundane family function going on–who she will HUSH AN ENTIRE ROOM FOR (sometimes even an NBA Playoff game) so that the little fucker can sing a song and dance it out, then follow with an encore presentasian of a plunked-out, shitty Sonatina on the piano.

10,396,574 more adorable and fun to watch than your cuz. And you can turn it off.

[BBC News: Jumping Robot An 'Entertainer']

Thanks, Jasmine!

Filed under: Adorable, Adorable-ness, Asian Families, Awesome Inventions, Baby Robot, Cousins, Cute Things, Dope, Dopeass Stuff, Family Functions, Fun, Japan, Performing, Piano, Piano Lessons Are Required, Robots, Ropid

ROCK OF ASIAN: My Little Airport

My Little Airport, in many ways, could be Jen’s and my dream band. Two adorable Hong Kong sweeties (Ah-P and Nicole) rocking addictive Casio/Twee tunes, obsessed with cute things but charged with a naughty fire. Ever-so sweet and spicy–our favorite combination! In fact, we can’t believe it’s taken us so long to discover them (Thanks, Rameniac, for the video below):

But now that we have, we must urge you to sample some My Little Airport tonight. Pairs well with smoked cheeses, seafoods, sexy Hansel from Basel socks, the film Heavenly Creatures, and the twinkly tunes of Takako Minekawa. Enjoy!

[My Little Airport - Official Site]

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Filed under: Ah-P and Nicole, Awesome Band Names, Casio, Cute Asian Chicks, Cute Things, Cuteness, Late Adopters, My Little Airport, Obsessions, Synth, Takako Minekawa, Twee

Long Weekend

Pretty sure my mind is still at a barbecue. Is anyone else having a hard time getting back into the work swing of things–besides me and this dog?

[via Buzzfeed]

Thanks, Eliza!

Filed under: Adorable-ness, Buzzfeed, Contemplative Dog, Cute Things, Exactly How One Feels the Tuesday After a 3-Day Weekend, Long Weekend Hangovers, We Love Dogs

And for the Record…

The little bear costume I intend to buy for Jen’s future offspring looks like this:

…NOT this:

Or–shit, is that baby actually in a monkey costume?

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Filed under: Babies, Bear Costumes, Cute Things, Good Things Come in Small Packages, Little Dears, Midgets, Monkey Costumes, Offspring, Oops, Small Persons, Some Dudes Really Can't Catch A Break, Verne Troyer

Sari-Torial Choices

Suri’s not wearing a… sari, is she??

Sari, everybody, I can already tell this is going to be one of those “bad joke” days.

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Filed under: Bad Jokes, Clothes Horses, Cute Things, I Think That's A Sari, Little Saris, Sartorial Choices, Sorry Saris, Suri Cruise

AMAZIAN JR. OF THE WEEK! Bao Xishun’s Baby

Name: So far, all we know is that he’s the the baby of the world’s tallest man, Bao Xishun. But we quite like the sound of “Baby Bao”

Hails from: Hebei province, China

Occupation: Baby

Known for: Being the first-born son of Bao Xishun and wife Xia Shujuan. Hey, Daddy Bao already gets most of the hype for holding world tecords (Tallest Man In the World, and now, incidentally, Tallest Father), so why bog him down with more accolades?

The way we see it, when you’re the newborn child of the world’s tallest man (and his cute as crumb cake, average-sized spouse), expectasians can be–dare we say it–impossibly high. We’re going to kick off this kid’s spankin’ new life experience by telling him that he’s Amazian no matter what!!! After all, the name Bao reminds us of steamed dumplings, and little dumplings are pretty frickin’ awesome.

So there ya go baby, a no-strings huzzah for you. Doubt that’s gonna ever happen again. Oh well.

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Filed under: Amazian Jr., Babies, Bao Xishun, Cute Things, Guinness Book of World Records, Little Guys Who Rock, Unreasonable Expectations, Very Tall Men

BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!

Happy birthday to Puffy AmiYumi’s Ami Onuki, who is 35 today!

35? Ya mean, 17? That is just ridiculous. Look at her, so cute as a frickin’ button. Skin as smooth as a fresh nectarine. Body as perky as a pre-pubescent ballet student. She’s voiced half of the world’s most adorable cartoon rock star duo, for cryin’ out loud! She’s fantastic.

Many birthday wishes go out across the Pacific to our lady in Japan, including this one: may you look 35 4eva. Dayum.

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Filed under: Ami Onuki, Anti-Agin' Asian, Cartoon Rock Stars, Cute Things, Japan, Ladies Who Rock, Our Thirties Look GOOD, Puffy Ami Yumi, The Cartoon Network, The Japanese "Puffy" Def Don't Crack

ROCK OF ASIAN: Kid Koala

Few tickle vinyl with such brilliant fervor as our favorite Canadiasian deejay Kid Koala, whose turntable-told stories fascinate us, and soft-spoken illustrative aesthetic somehow warms our icy cold hearts. Kids are cute, koalas even cuter– we hate to say this about the man, but he is CUTE with all capital letters. CUTE CUTE CUTE.

Check out Koala’s latest project, Your Mom’s Favorite DJ, out on Ninja Tune Records now.

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Filed under: Artists, Beats, Canadiasians, Cute Things, DJs, Kid Koala, Sweet Boys Are Rare, We Are the Music Makers We Are the Dreamers of Dreams

ROCK OF ASIAN: Loverlee

There is something blissful about the delicate, rinky-dink harmonies of Loverlee, a female-dominated indie quintet operating out of Los Angeles. The sound lo-fi and simple, as pretty as the band can possibly imagine it, as professional as they can make it.

And they couldn’t be cuter. Look at them–so nerdy it’s fantastic. So tragically unhip that they are actually way ahead of the curve. Flutes? Cellos? You want to root for them before they even start playing, and the minute they do you can’t stop smiling out of pride.

(Yes, I know, it sounds like I just rattled off a purseful of backhanded compliments, but I promise you I didn’t. Ask my childhood tennis instructor–my backhand sucks.)

Listen to Loverlee here.

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Filed under: Cute Things, Indie Darlings, L.A. Bands, Ladies Who Rock, Loverlee, So Nerdy It's Fantastic