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AMAZIAN Jr. Explains What’s Happening In Egypt
Nina is a little girl growing up in Japan who somehow has a pretty firm grasp of what’s going on between the President and the “No Money Persons” in Egypt:
[via HuffPo]
For more videos of Nina on less political topics, go to her YouTube channel here.
Filed under: Adorable, Adorbs, Amazian Jr., Cute Kids, Cute Overload, Egypt, Egypt Protesters, Egypt Revolution, Hapa, Japan, Little Amazians, Little Girls, Mixed Race Kids, Mixed-Race Babies, Mubarak, Nina in Japan, No Money Persons, President Mubarak, Revolutions, Smart Kids, World News
Chang Chang Is Here To Cheer Up Your Tuesday
Y’all, I just read that Tuesday is the unhappiest day of the week. Which has made me really–you guessed it–unhappy. But here’s a little something to turn our collective frown upside down.
She goes by “Chang Chang.”
She’s twelve years old.
And she whips her hair back and forth, she whips her hair back and forth…
I don’t even know if she’s Asian, but it hardly matters, because we’ll draft her one way or another, and convince her to be our official DISGRASIAN choreographer-in-residence, wherein she’ll teach us how to whip our hair on our smoke breaks.
Watch more Chang Chang videos on YouTube here and here.
Filed under: Amazian Jr., Chang Chang Whip My Hair, Cute Kids, Dancing is Fun, Dejan Tubic, DISGRASIAN Choreography, Hip-Hop Dancing, Swag, Tuesday The Unhappiest Day Of The Week, Whip My Hair, Willow Smith, Wunderkinds
BABEWATCH: Miho Takagi
Name: Miho Takagi
Age: 15 (please don’t perv out, pervs)
Occupation: Student, Olympic speed skater
Hails from: Japan
Why She’s A Babe: Though she hasn’t medaled in these Olympic games, Takagi catches our eye every time she’s on the ice. With a baby-sweet grin, bitchin’ lean muscles, and cute-as-hell pixie bob haircut, she always manages to look both athletic, slick and chic–even in a gold lamé racing suit.
And about that uniform… many netizens saw published practice photos of the teen and gleefully pointed out that her suit revealed a dainty G-string, but it turned out the Continue reading BABEWATCH: Miho Takagi
Filed under: 2010 Winter Olympics, Asians and Speed Skating, Cute Asian Chicks, Cute Kids, Female Athletes, G-Strings, Hot Haircuts, Japan, Japanese Athletes, Miho Takagi, Racing Suit, Speed Skating, Teenagers, Underwear, Vancouver Winter Olympics, Winning Isn't Everything, Winter Olympics
We’d Rather Punch Ourselves In The Neck Than Listen To A Jason Mraz Tune, BUT…
…add a ukulele and a munchkin. We melt. We simply melt.
And we forget all about Mraz’s stupid hats and all of that “Mr. A to Z” garbage.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. OH!!!!! [wombs a-rumble]
[via The Daily What]
Thanks, Jasamine!
Filed under: Adorable-ness, Amazian Jr., Awesome, Cover Songs, Cover Versions, Cute Kids, Cute Things, Instrumentasian, Jason Mraz and his idiotic "Mr. A to Z" Schtick, Jason Mraz And His Stupid Hat, Lame Songs Made Better, Little Guys Who Rock, Ukulele, Ukulele Makes It All Go Away
An Open Letter To Suri, From Maddox
Tot To Trot
“Eat this, Suri Cruise! I’m lookin’ fly on the red carpet! You think you’re so bad in your high heels? My sisters wear ties and hats and exercise pants and maxi dresses. And I am rocking this scarf and chapeau at the ‘Invictus’ premiere better than a veteran director at the Cannes film festival. You’ve been to Cannes, right? Wait–do you speak French yet? I do. I’ll translate: Cannes is French for “WE JOLIE-PITTS ARE SO MUCH COOLER THAN YOU.”
Filed under: Amazian Jr., Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Cannes, Children That Dress Like Adults, Cute Kids, Cute-Offs, Famous Offspring, French, Live From the Red Carpet, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Men In Hats, Our Progeny Are Just Cuter--Deal With It, Precocious Younguns, Suri Cruise High Heels, The Almighty Jolie-Pitts, Throwdowns
Au Naturel
Hooray! So Thomas “I Loves to Pop Out Them Babies” Beatie finally gave birth to baby number two. And baby number one, just so’s ya know, actually turned out to be pretty durned cute. Congratulasians go out to the happy family!
Bun is out of the oven!
Ehrrrmmm…
Hmmm…
Uhhhhhh…
Errr… can somebody please explain to us exactly what, in this case, “natural childbirth” means?
[ABC News: Exclusive - 'Pregnant Man' Gives Birth to a Second Child]
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Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: 20/20, Babies, Congratulasians, Cute Kids, Natural Childbirth, Pregnant Man, Really? Natural?, Thomas Beatie, Weird
Am I Supposed to Hate Angelina Jolie?
Pro-woman scholar (we try not to use the “f” word, as in f*minist, here at DISGRASIAN) Naomi Wolf penned an essay for this month’s issue of Harper’s Bazaar, stating her case for why Angelina Jolie’s life is not only intriguing but admirable (and, um, pro-woman), her sphere of influence so very big and round.
Immediately after the article surfaced, scattered voices across the Interwebz snorted and scoffed. Jezebel, whose writers were shamed by Wolf after making asses of themselves on Lizz Winstead’s TV show, responded, predictably, very flatly. But perhaps that’s because Angie doesn’t inebriate as much as she did in her twenties, and only appears to fuck one person at the moment (how conventional!).
However, Double XX also found Wolf’s commentary absurd. The Washington Post‘s Liz Kelly found that the evaluation was downright anti-f*minist. And the celebrity blogs seemed to all share one snarky, repulsed, collective sniff.
So here I am, sitting quietly behind my laptop at DISGRASIAN HQ, wondering why I seem to be the only person that didn’t have that negative reaction. Am I some kind of sucker? Am I, like all those average girls, desperately in lust with Jolie’s pillow lips? And so ignorant of the world’s goings-on that I think she’s also some kind of brilliant saint (Wow, what’s Darfur!?)? Am I just soooo wishing that I was playing house with Brad Pitt? Do I secretly want to be really skinny with veiny alien forearms and big ol’ lady cans?
I don’t have a problem with Angie. I like her. I have seen her present some twisted, brilliant performances (Hello, Girl Interrupted!) and some incredibly fun ones (Gear-shifting in Gone in Sixty Seconds? Bending bullets in Wanted? Come on!). I appreciate the fact that she’s gone from Hollywood bebe to angry tween to escapist user to beautiful freak to self-taught scholar to loving mom, all seemingly without a life coach. I feel like she’s gone through some fucked-up shit, and she’s found the very best way to hold it together–which is to focus (even to the point of vomit) on improving the world she lives in.
Listen: from my experience, I don’t expect a lot from actors (or celebrities in general), save for they be really crazy, entirely full of themselves, convinced that they’re funny, dripping with bad house-decorating taste, and mostly intolerable to be around. If they do anything beyond that, like READ A BOOK, or do U.N. Ambassador work, I’m duly impressed.
Okay, okay. Let’s be real. Look at these cute fuckin’ kids:
Homegirl will never do wrong in my book, as long as those munchkins are around!
[Harper's Bazaar: The Power of Angelina]
Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Cute Kids, Feminists, Get Out of Jail Free Cards, Harper's Bazaar, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Munchkins, Naomi Wolf, Pax Thien, Taking a Hating Break, the U.N., Wacktors
Our Children of Invention Are Smarter/More Successful/Likely to Give Us Grandkids Than Your Children of Invention
Jen and I typically, like Morrissey, hate it when our friends become successful.
Every so often, however, this is not the case.
Like right now, for example: we’ve been watching our pen pal Tze Chun’s film, Children of Invention, make the festival rounds and rack up gobs of sparkling accolades and awards. And they’re not little awards, either: Special Jury Prizes at the Nashville, Sarasota, and San Francisco International Asian American Film Festivals (for example), The Grand Jury Prize at the Independent Film Fest in Boston, blah blah blah win win win. Agh!
Most recently, Invention scored the Grand Jury Prize for Best Feature in our very own grown-up hometown, at the LAAPFF.
Cute kids + Sweet filmmaking = Awards and applauseAnd you wanna know something? We couldn’t be happier. Weird.
[Children of Invention - Official site]
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Thanks, Tze!
Filed under: Awards, Children of Invention, Cute Kids, Everybody Loves a Winner, Film Festivals, Filmmakers, Jealousy, Los Angeles Asian Pacific Film Festival 2009, Morrissey, Success, Tze Chun
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!
Happy birthday to the lanky, wacky, and wonderful Perry Farrell, who (Wow!) turned 50 this week! Besides being a legendary rock star, Farrell is also an honorasian by way of marriage, and one of the nicest people we’ve ever met.
Here’s hoping his *cutest kids ever* (see below) made Daddy a nice card for the big day!
Filed under: Birthdays, Cute Kids, Etty Lau Farrell, Honorasians, Jane's Addiction, Looking Good, Nifty 50, Perry Farrell, Porno For Pyros, Race Mixing is Cool, Satellite Party, Users of Anti-Asian Cream?
Baby For Your Buck
Nicolas Cage and his trophy purchased woman yellow fetish bride wife Alice Kim vacationed with their little one, Kal-El, over the weekend, and we must say we sighed a breath of relief when we saw that K-Man seems to be taking entirely after his mother in the looks department:
Kal-El Cage: Proof that Asian genes jack up your cute quotient
Filed under: Alice Kim, Asian Genes, Cute Kids, Every Day We Try to Forget That Nic Told Our Friend: "Dude. Try Asian.", Nic Cage, Sad-Looking Wives, Trophies, Yeah We're Bitchy
Sleepy Eyes
Jen and I smoked this kid under the table last night. He was like “chicks… can not hold their smoke… that’s what it is.” And we wrecked him!
Filed under: Cute Kids, Little People, Sleepy People, Taking a Hating Break, Weed Wars
