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Normally, we’d say eating donkey dick should be reserved for your worst enemies, so when adorbs Adam Yamaguchi tucks into its gristly penile sinew, we don’t know what to think:
On second thought, we do know what to think.
Eating donkey dick should be reserved for your worst enemies.
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Adam Yamaguchi, host of Current TV’s Vanguard, is too freakin’ good-lookin’ to be a journalist. And hey, we love ourselves a news man, but they’re usually subtly sexy–like a simmering spice, a bit of merquén in a sauce that you can’t quite pick up on the first bite. But Yamaguchi (Hello: velvet voice, serious brow, intense eyes, protruding pecs, angled jaw) is knock-you-over-the-head habanero hot. Like, stupid hot. And by stupid hot, we mean you’re kinda stupid if you don’t think he’s hot.
If ever there was a reason to watch that gosh darn “smart” television, he would be it.
(OMG, Adam is going to kill me when he reads this!)
Euna Lee and Laura Ling, who were captured in March on the Chinese border of North Korea while shooting news footage for Current TV and have been held in North Korean detention since, will stand trial in Pyongyang on June 4 for “illegal entry” and “hostile acts.”
Lee’s husband, Michael Saldate, told reporters this week that their 4-year-old daughter “still thinks mommy is at work.” And Laura’s sister, Lisa, explained that she and her family are “terrified.”
From NY Daily News:
“We don’t really know what to expect with this trial,” Lisa Ling, also a television journalist, said on the “Today” show during an interview with the families. “The situation is so sensitive.”
Lisa Ling and friend Kelly Hu will co-host a candlelight vigil tomorrow in LA’s Santa Monica at Wokcano, 1413 5th Street, 6:30pm. If you are in the area, please come and show your support.
There are additional vigils being staged in New York, San Francisco, Washington, D.C., Portland, Chicago, Orlando, and Birmingham. Find out more here.
Thanks and good luck, Lisa and Cate. x.
Every once in awhile, though we really love the day-in, day-out, double-double-toil-and-trouble of blogging each week, it’s nice to know that we can take a breather–cuz somebody else is doing our job for us.
This time, it’s the crew over at Rotten Tomatoes (which airs on Current TV), who just discovered the celestial secret to creating an age shift (y’know, like in your new favorite film, 17 Again) in a movie:
Duh, ain’t it obvious? A MAGIC ASIAN.
Laura Ling (younger sister of Lisa Ling) and Euna Lee–two American journalists for Current TV–have reportedly been abducted and detained by North Korean soldiers, for ignoring warnings to stop shooting footage from across the Chinese border.
South Korean media first reported the detentions early Thursday, with YTN television saying two Americans were arrested near the Tumen River dividing North Korea and China. The Yonhap news agency, citing diplomatic sources, said North Korean soldiers took them into custody after they ignored orders to stop filming.
Reporters Without Borders called for the immediate release of the journalists and their guide and urged Chinese authorities to intercede on their behalf “as they were probably on Chinese soil when they were arrested.“
We have the two women in our thoughts right now, and hope for their quick and safe return–not just for their safety, but for the safety of someone else–because if Laura’s big sis is anything like mine, N. Korea’s Kim Jong Il may quickly find himself with his head mauled, appendages broken, and dick in a vice.
After all, Hell hath no fury like a Hardass Asian Sister.
Thanks, G Scott!