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BABEWATCH: Dinky Ninja Bears

December 8th, 2009 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Sure, plushies are everywhere. But the Dinky Ninja Bears, which we just discovered this week via Twitter, are something special. Is it the indefinite tummy forms? Their tiny arms? Their lack of mouths? We don’t know! But somehow they perfectly encapsulate the essence of adorably incapable silent ninjas with cute little ears and pseudo-appendages, and we can’t stop loving them.

Pretty Dinky

Pretty Dinky

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Disgrasian Dictionary
DISGAYSIAN –

Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.

AMAZIAN –

Amazin’ Asian.

CHINYSTERIA –

The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.

MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

RICISM –

Racism against, among, and for rice eaters.

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