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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves Is A Great Name For An Indie Band, But…

No!  Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves will not be playing Coachella this weekend!

Instead, Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves are only a few of the accusations being brought against Steven Seagal in a civil lawsuit filed Monday in LA by 23 year-old Kayden Nguyen (pictured), who worked for the actor briefly in February.

Here’s what’s being reported:

• The job was listed on Craigslist as an executive/personal assistant position
• Once she got the job, Nguyen was flown on a private jet from LA to NOLA, where Seagal was filming A&E’s Steven Seagal Lawman, an INCREDIBLE reality show about Seagal serving as a deputy sheriff in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana
• She discovered on her first night that Steven Seagal already had two Russian sex slaves who were on-call, 24/7
• Nguyen’s lawsuit says Seagal “treated Ms. Nguyen as his sex toy” and assaulted her three times
• The lawsuit also says that she can identify a “unique physiological reaction” that Seagal has to sexual arousal
• Seagal is married and his wife was around when Nguyen was allegedly assaulted
• Other victims are coming forward
• In 1998, Jenny McCarthy said in an interview that Seagal told her to strip during an audition
• That same year, nine women told Penthouse magazine that Seagal had sexually harassed them

All this is alleged, okay? So let’s not jump to conclusions. BUT. If we were to jump to conclusions, I’d say that some of the details revealed in this lawsuit are so bizarre–Seagal listed the job on Craigslist? He has the bank to fly private?! He has a weird corkscrew penis “unique physiological reaction” to arousal?–they almost have to be true. Can I picture Seagal saying “Relax, we won’t do anything special tonight…I’ll save that for another night” to Nguyen in that rapey hushed tone of his? Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves Is A Great Name For An Indie Band, But…

Filed under: Creepfest, Creeps, Disgrasians of the Weak, Kayden Nguyen, Sexual Predators, Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal Jenny McCarthy, Steven Seagal Lawman, Steven Seagal Lawsuit, Steven Seagal Sex Slaves, Steven Seagal Sex Toy

Don’t Dare A Bitchy Blogger

To those who are offended by our video stalking of Lynn Chen–like the creep who opened up a photo-free account on Facebook to send me this cunty message:

…I have a few things to say.

1. Jen and I are above criticism and just too damn smart for the rest of you.
2. Lynn Chen is about 1,000x hotter than anyone we’ve ever met. That is why she must go down.
3. When given the options of “truth” or “dare,” I always choose “dare” because I hate telling secrets and will do just about anything. If you’re going to send me a cunty note, please dare me to sock you in the goddamn face.
4. I’m hungry.
5. THE VIDEO INTERVIEW WITH LYNN WAS A JOKE. IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE. LYNN IS AN AWESOME SPORT. SHE’S IN ON THE JOKE. BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY. IF YOU DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, YOU MISSED OUT ON A GOOD CHUCKLE. LOOK ALL OVER THE BLOG–JOKES EVERYWHERE. HA HA HA. RELAX.

[YouTube: DISGRASIAN™ Presents: *Exclusive* Interview with 'White On Rice' Actress Lynn Chen]

Thanks, Jessica!

Filed under: Creeps, Creepy Words, Dares, Facebook, Jokes Are Funny HA HA, Lynn Chen, Morons and Rad People Have Equal Access to the Internet, Reasons To Quit Social Networking, Stalkers, White on Rice