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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves Is A Great Name For An Indie Band, But…

April 16th, 2010 | 10 comments | Posted by Jen

No!  Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves will not be playing Coachella this weekend!

Instead, Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves are only a few of the accusations being brought against Steven Seagal in a civil lawsuit filed Monday in LA by 23 year-old Kayden Nguyen (pictured), who worked for the actor briefly in February.

Here’s what’s being reported:

All this is alleged, okay? So let’s not jump to conclusions. BUT. If we were to jump to conclusions, I’d say that some of the details revealed in this lawsuit are so bizarre–Seagal listed the job on Craigslist? He has the bank to fly private?! He has a weird corkscrew penis “unique physiological reaction” to arousal?–they almost have to be true. Can I picture Seagal saying “Relax, we won’t do anything special tonight…I’ll save that for another night” to Nguyen in that rapey hushed tone of his? Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Steven Seagal’s Sex Slaves Is A Great Name For An Indie Band, But…

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Don’t Dare A Bitchy Blogger

September 22nd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

To those who are offended by our video stalking of Lynn Chen–like the creep who opened up a photo-free account on Facebook to send me this cunty message:


…I have a few things to say.

  1. Jen and I are above criticism and just too damn smart for the rest of you.
  2. Lynn Chen is about 1,000x hotter than anyone we’ve ever met. That is why she must go down.
  3. When given the options of “truth” or “dare,” I always choose “dare” because I hate telling secrets and will do just about anything. If you’re going to send me a cunty note, please dare me to sock you in the goddamn face.
  4. I’m hungry.
  5. THE VIDEO INTERVIEW WITH LYNN WAS A JOKE. IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE. LYNN IS AN AWESOME SPORT. SHE’S IN ON THE JOKE. BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY. IF YOU DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, YOU MISSED OUT ON A GOOD CHUCKLE. LOOK ALL OVER THE BLOG–JOKES EVERYWHERE. HA HA HA. RELAX.

[YouTube: DISGRASIAN™ Presents: *Exclusive* Interview with 'White On Rice' Actress Lynn Chen]

Thanks, Jessica!

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