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Bai-Partisan

September 9th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Someone had the stroke of genius to ask Bai Ling who she might be voting for in the Presidential election (BTW, is she an actual citizen, and can she vote? Please, God, say “no”), and she–in a roundabout manner that would make any 501c3, non-partisan, non-profit, get-out-the-vote-campaign director proud–endorsed no one. Okay, to be more accurate, Ms. Ling rattled off, “I think, somebody, uh, this two candidates, I don’t really know them that well”–which seemed like better than nothing, since I always expect her to simply say, “Eep! Opp! Ork! Midriff! What does it mean, ‘dick?’”

Instead, like all of our favorite legislators, she started talking about values:

“Somebody has to… have really bigger heart.”

“Only pure intentions.”

“People should vote for me! I’ll give you great place.
I’ll be president… I’ll, how do you say? Demolish all countries.”

Waaaaiiiitttaaminute. This all sounds strangely familiar. Did Bai make this speech at the GOP convention, too? I coulda sworn…

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