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Rep. David Wu Resigns To Begin Life As A Furry In Earnest

July 26th, 2011 | 1 comment | Posted by Jen

It’s been a rough 6 weeks for Democrats trying to keep their dicks in their pants in the House. First we lose a Weiner, and then a Furry to sex scandals.

Wu in a photo he sent around to staffers last October

Meanwhile, isn’t there a debt-ceiling crisis going on?

[LAT: David Wu to resign in wake of sex allegations]

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Has Tila Met Her Crazian Match?

October 27th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Photo of Garry Sun, "a lunatic" accusing Tila Tequila of kidnapping his girlfriend, from MissTilaOMG.com

We haven’t checked in on Tila Tequila in awhile, but she’s home again (in TMZ’s headlines)–this time, involved in a kidnapping plot that involves armed men, travel across state lines, wife-thieving, death threats and a restraining order.

Sounds like just an average day for Ms. Nguyen. But this time, she’s not the one making the crazy claims. Wait, WHAT?

Here’s the scoop: Miss Tila has been accused of kidnapping the girlfriend of Garry Sun, an LA photographer that was apparently fired some time ago from a job on her website (photo above).

From TMZ:

Photographer Garry Sun filed an application for a restraining order in L.A. County Superior Court, claiming on October 19, Tila and the armed men drove to the Texas house of his alleged girlfriend, Shyla Jennings, kidnapped her, somehow got Shyla on a plane and flew her to L.A.

Sun claims Tila then threatened Shyla … If anyone notified cops, she and Garry would be toast.

Tila’s rep says the claims are “patently absurd” (she also responded to the allegations in a blog post entitled, “GARRY SUN IS A CRAZY, DELUSIONAL EX-EMPLOYEE WHO HAD A DANGEROUS FATAL ATTRACTION TOWARDS ME!“) but we hate to say… absurdity is kind of the woman’s forte. Dare we follow this story to see who the real crazian is? We’re scared, no matter who’s telling the truth lying less.

[TMZ: Photog Claims Tila Tequila Kidnapped His Girlfriend]
[Miss Tila OMG: GARRY SUN IS A CRAZY, DELUSIONAL EX-EMPLOYEE WHO HAD A DANGEROUS FATAL ATTRACTION TOWARDS ME!]

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’40 Year-Old Virgin’ Actor Stabbed Ex 20 Times, Blames “Mistaken Identity”

September 14th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

Actor Shelley Malil, who played one of Steve Carell’s co-workers in The 40 Year-Old Virgin, is currently on trial in Vista, CA for unpremeditated attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon and residential burglary, after stabbing his ex-girlfriend Kendra Beebe 20 times in 2008.

Malil claims the stabbing was a case of “mistaken identity,” that he thought he was being attacked by Beebe’s male friend and was simply trying to protect himself.

“I’m sorry,” Malil, 45, said in the courtroom. “I had no idea. I saw the pictures (of her wounds) for the first time, I was stunned. When I look at those pictures, I still can’t believe the knife I was holding was responsible for all those injuries.”

Taking the stand in his own defense, the actor insisted he never intended to kill or hurt Kendra Beebe, 38, at her San Diego County house one night in August 2008. But then “chaos” broke out, some of which he says he still can’t remember clearly.

The LA Times reports that the jury is set to go into deliberations Tuesday and deliver a verdict…about 5 minutes later.*

Malil faces up to 21 years in prison.

*Call it a hunch.

[People: 40-Year-Old Virgin Actor: I Stabbed Girlfriend by Mistake]
[People: 40-Year-Old Virgin Actor Re-Enacts Stabbing in Court]
[LA Times: Jury may begin deliberations in assault trial of actor from 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin']

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WTF News: Third Attack On Chinese Schoolchildren In Three Days

April 30th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

Several people sent us the NY Times story, “Chinese Preschoolers Hurt in New Attack,” about the third violent attack on Chinese schoolchildren in the same amount of days, with the subject heading “WTF.”

A child hurt in Thursday’s attack

A timeline of the attacks, from the NYT:

On Wednesday, a 33-year-old ex-teacher with a history of mental illness stabbed 15 children at a primary school in Leizhou, in Guangdong Province.

On Thursday, a 47-year-old unemployed man stabbed 28 children and 3 adults at a kindergarten in Jiangsu Province, on China’s east coast just south of Shandong.

Continuing a bizarre series of attacks on Chinese schoolchildren, a man broke into a primary school in eastern China on Friday and beat five preschool children with a hammer before setting himself afire, the state-run Xinhua news agency reported.

WTF indeed.

The crimes are believed to be copycats of the March 23 knife attack at a school in Fujian Province that left eight children dead. The perpetrator of that attack, 42-year-old Zheng Minsheng, was executed, as it so happens, on Wednesday (they move fast like that in China). Both Zheng and Wednesday’s attacker, Chen Kangbing, had known histories of mental illness. Mental illness is still something that the country is in denial about (and, undoubtedly, ashamed over). From the same NYT piece:

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JOB LISTING: Design Under(Outer?)wear For Tila

April 29th, 2010 | 9 comments | Posted by Diana

TILA’S TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR HER “FASHION LINE!” Underoo designers, this could be your big break!

Sounds like the business lady has already figured out the first step to success: delegasian:

1) I already have everything taken care of so you dont [sic] have to worry about putting out money for anything. I of course am the CEO of this new fashion line, my [sic] appointed my sister as the President in Charge, and now we are giving people out there a chance to be a part of our team and become billionaires! No. I am not Kidding.

So listen, me and my sister are already getting the fabrics and coming up with the designs, however, this line is going to be very big so we need at least a few more designers on board!  So if you are an aspiring fashion designer, stylist, etc, well here is your chance to be a part of something massive!!!!

Here’s what you have to do for us to accept you into our team:

First of all this is my fashion line so it has to represent me. So I like stuff that is edgy, cutting edge, chic, sexy, not trashy or cheap looking, glamourous [sic], high fashion, outrageous, bedazzles, etc….. give me the best you got!!!!! Now instructions below on how u will be accepted to join my fashion team:

1) draw up sketches and designs of your most creative designs, what fabric, etc.

2) the more variety of ideas you can send us, the better so we can see what your style is.

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Home At Last

April 16th, 2010 | 1 comment | Posted by Diana

It’s been so long since I’ve been gone
Another day might be too long for me
Traveling around I’ve had my fill
Of broken dreams and dirty deals
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Multimedia Juxtaposasian: Tila And Reba [NSFW-ish]

March 30th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

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I Have A Dream For Tila Tequila

February 23rd, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

…that one day, diarrhea of the mouth will cease to ail her, her internal fictions will subside…






…and that she will be immortalized in the flesh:


Tila has never looked cuter!



Only then will she truly be at peace.


[Carlton Jordan: Tila Tequila Australian Interview - "Don't Disrespect The Ambassador!"]
[Tat via Neatorama]
Thanks, Jasmine!

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An Open Letter From DISGRASIAN To Shawne Merriman

December 10th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Hello Shawn,

Not a merry man

Not a merry man

Okay, we don’t know you. We’re not your big sisters. But if we were your big sisters–whoo boy, this “conversation” would be the 9,473,665th epic, painful, terrifying, soul-sucking Hardass Asian Sister lecture of the month, not just one kindly open letter on a blog.

We read today that you are finally suing your former fiancée, Tila Tequila–your part of the fallout for a boom-and-bust engagement that erupted in alleged violence and went down in internet flames. To be clear, we don’t and likely will never know what went down between the two of you that ugly night. Continue reading An Open Letter From DISGRASIAN To Shawne Merriman

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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!

May 21st, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Goddamn, Naomi. You are one crazy bitch–a HOT, crazy bitch, but a crazy bitch nonetheless.

You turn 39 this week, and you know what? You’ve always been good at looking good, and you can rest assured that you’re still doing that.

So have a happy birthday tomorrow! Please try not to hurt anyone.

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"Quiet Asian Syndrome" Funny, But Not in The Way You Think

April 14th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

This video about “Quiet Asian Syndrome” went up on Funny or Die Monday:

And while it didn’t make me laugh, its weirdly dark turn at the end, where the Quiet Asian Dude winds up committing three counts of aggravated assault, sure made me feel funny.

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Facebook Meme Has Us Going Postal

March 10th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

You know the latest Facebook meme, where people are tagging their friends in grid-like, mostly illustrated photo-lists that break down their personality types (“the lazy one,” “the flirt,” “the crackhead”)? Well, I saw another example of this meme yesterday on urlesque that was a “Most Likely To” list, and one thing in particular caught my eye:


Is that really an Asian dude with wack hair under “Most Likely to Go Postal”? So we’re the face of psychotic rage now?

Dude. That sucks. I think I’m going to go out and shoot some people.

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