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Don’t Call Me Nipper, Winey

June 9th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

I stopped being interested in Amy Winehouse’s famous crackhead antics a long time ago, longer than her bad eyeliner, longer than her nappy hair, longer than Regis Philbin’s seemingly endless career. I find her self-destructive narco-mania, her repulsive crackne, and well-documented downward tornado to be a caustic spectacle–and just totally depressing. I still can’t figure out why nobody has dragged her into rehab or some cozy place with straitjackets, but maybe her manager just tells himself, “Well in the song she just says ‘No, no, no,’ so I suppose there really is no point,” while going to the bank to cash the last of his 10% checks.

I don’t really want to talk about her while she’s in this state. She’s a sick and crazy person, and should deal with the sickness and craziness privately.

In not-so-private matters, News of the World just leaked a video shot by her lovely husband Blake some time ago, in which she and a friend chime in on a little sing-song loaded with racial slurs:

If you can’t bear to look at her emaciated figure for so long, I’ll just grab the best frame for you:

Oh, what a treasure!

Listen, I’m the last person to waste breath or typing energy trying to hold an addict accountable for any of her litany of offenses against humankind.

But I just want Amy to leave us all–y’know, all of us Blacks, Pakis, gooks, nips–the fuck out of her sick, sad world. Maybe if she doesn’t sing about us, we’ll all just wisely stop listening to her.


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Mister Mr.

May 8th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

It has been reported that Kanye West wanted a private audience with Japanese artist “Mr.” so badly that Kanye surprised him with dinner (fried chicken and Mexican food, to be exact, a man after my own heart) while the artist was installing new work at the Lehmann Maupin gallery last Thursday. Here’s one of Mr.’s paintings:

It’s titled “Poo and Pee,” but I like to call it, “What Diana and Jen Would Look Like On Crack Cocaine.”


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Asian-On-Asian Hate Crime

March 11th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

It’s just been brought to my attention that the travesty Sandy Oh is wearing on the cover of the April issue of Marie Claire is designed by Andrew Gn. The dress is from Gn’s Spring 2007 collection, which also included this little number:

Andrew. Dude. Sparkles are your crack cocaine. Put down the pipe.


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