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And I Thought Having a Hot Ass Was a Good Thing

June 14th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Japanese gizmo company Thanko recently debuted a workplace essential: THE ASS COOLER.

The Ass Cooler hooks up to your PC and looks like a whoopee cushion. And there’s a Harvard study that shows people with cooler asses prevail in the workplace, “4 to 1.”1

“This sad cubicle makes me want to kill myself. But my ass is sure cool!”


1. There is no evidence that this Harvard study actually exists.


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