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Brush Up, Chris Brown

September 1st, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


If Chris Brown actually doesn’t remember whaling on ex-girlfriend Rihanna in February, he should probably try. Because “like, Wow,” “I don’t know what to think” and “it’s crazy to me” may be statements, but they don’t exactly sound apologetic. Hey, maybe that’s just because he’s foggy on the details.

Y’know what does sound apologetic, though? “I’m sorry.”

[CNN: Chris Brown Says He Still Loves Rihanna]

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Blasian –

Black Asian. And badass.

GONGBANG –

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

ANTI-ASIAN –

n. An Asian who’s aging well.  adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.

Mutasian –

A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.

Discrazian –

Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.

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