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Brush Up, Chris Brown

September 1st, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


If Chris Brown actually doesn’t remember whaling on ex-girlfriend Rihanna in February, he should probably try. Because “like, Wow,” “I don’t know what to think” and “it’s crazy to me” may be statements, but they don’t exactly sound apologetic. Hey, maybe that’s just because he’s foggy on the details.

Y’know what does sound apologetic, though? “I’m sorry.”

[CNN: Chris Brown Says He Still Loves Rihanna]

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Dental Disgrasian –

Disgraceful person with f-ed up, toothy teeth.

KA-CHING CHONG –

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

MISTASIAN IDENTITY –

Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.

DISGAYSIAN –

Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.

ANTI-ASIAN –

n. An Asian who’s aging well.  adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.

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