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Coca-Cola’s Launched An Insidious Campaign To Turn Asians Into A Hugging People
And it seems to be working. Quite well. See what happens when you drop a vending machine that dispenses free Coke–in exchange for a hug–on a university campus in Singapore:
This is all part of Coca-Cola’s “Open Happiness” ad campaign, which will soon be introducing huggable Coke machines throughout Asia. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I probably just need to hug a machine and get some free diabetes in a can to feel better, amirite?
[via Gawker]
[Forbes: Coca-Cola Introduces Gesture Based Marketing in Singapore]
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We Regret To Inform You That Your Amazian Status Has Been Revoked
Oh Bruno, Bruno, Bru-noooooooooo.
Arrested in Vegas for coke possession? In a public bathroom at the Hard Rock Casino? Not to mention looking hella goofy in your mug shot?
AMAZIAN STATUS REVOKED!
But Jen, you say, who doesn’t love a little bumpity-bump now and then, a little Frosty the Snowman and Christmas come early? What, you don’t like to party? And I say, Sure, if you like diarrhea of the mouth, a limp dick, and the persistent feeling that there’s a crusty booger hanging out your nose that you can’t quite get to all night, have your fun, man.
But here’s the problem: Before you become a rock star cliche, you gotta become a rock star. Getting caught with coke is so third act of your career, not the first. No one knows who the fuck you are yet. You didn’t win a VMA. And your debut solo record is still a week away from dropping. Even Paris Hilton released a full-length album before she got busted with drugs twenty times in one month. And that album actually and astonishingly Continue reading We Regret To Inform You That Your Amazian Status Has Been Revoked
Filed under: Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars Cocaine Bust, Bruno Mars Las Vegas Cocaine Bust, Clichés, Coke, Coke Whores, Drugs, Former Amazians, Paris Hilton, Peter Hernandez, Stripped Of Their Title, VMAs, White Lady
Sure, Two Wrongs Don’t Make Right-Wing…
The 2010 Conservative Political Action Conference, affectionally known as CPAC, is under way as we speak in our nation’s capital.
Conservationists. No wait, Conservatives.
In today’s update on the conference goings-on, HuffPo pulled this choice quote from Jason Mattera of the Young America’s Foundation:
“Our notion of freedom doesn’t consist of snorting cocaine, which distinguishes us from Barack Obama.”
Oh ho ho ho ho! ZING!
Can’t help but wonder, though: does the conservative notion of freedom include driving drunk, getting arrested, and gobbling pharmaceutical heroin? Just wondering.
(Cock-sure commenters, we know that everybody’s parsing words. But this shit is seriously SO SILLY.)
Filed under: Alcoholics, Arrests, Bad Jokes, Cocaine, Coke, Conservatards, Conservative Pieces of Shit, Conservative Political Action Conference, Conservatives, CPAC, CPAC 2010, Drunks, George W. Bush Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh Are All Addicts, Huffington Post, Jason Mattera, Opiates, Oxycontin, Rehab, Rush Limbaugh Addiction, Rush Limbaugh Is A Junkie, Young America's Foundation
How Do Yu Sex Up Lindsay Lohan?
LA photographer Yu Tsai has a large slate of beautiful work, being a master of female sensuality, fantastic color variance, and irregularities turned into beauty.
Continue reading How Do Yu Sex Up Lindsay Lohan?
Filed under: Coke, Controversial Photos, Disasters, Exploitation, Hasbeens, Homage?, Insecurity, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Naked, Lindsay Lohan Nude, Lindsay Lohan Sex, Muse Magazine, Photographers, Racy, Sad, Sex, Yu Tsai
