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Happy birthday to William Hung, who turned 27 this week!
Though he hasn’t produced a record in years, Hung has somehow hung (ahem) out prominently in our minds–like sticky rice on the back of a wooden spoon–until present. Most Hung-related memories make us want to drag him out from his hole just to slap him silly, just because he so famously embodied for millenials every marshmallow-faced, Engrish-speaking, penis-shrinking stereotype we (like our hero, Bruce Lee) have ever tried to kick to the curb.
So here’s hoping now that Hung’s a little bit older, he’s also a bit wiser (and for all of you quick-draw commenters, I know he’s plenty book smart, but we’re talking wisdom here). Maybe he’ll find a way to channel all of that “attitude and charisma” into something wonderful, like medical school or law school (kidding)! Listen, we’re stoked as long as he’s not making us all look like clowns. Anymore.
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We recently read that Masi Oka was named ambASSador to a non-profit called OLPC. Before we learned more about OLPC, we could only imagine what the organization’s purpose was.
A support group for men who speak like castratos? Or Asians who speakee the Engrish?
Then we discovered that OLPC stands for One Laptop per Child. OLPC seeks to provide low-cost personal computers (for around $100) to children in developing nations. And why did they hire Masi as their ambASSador?
Dude just looks so hot caressing a computer.
“Jen and Diana, stop trying to change me. I am what I am. And I am addicted to fisting. Lookey here, I got Grunberg to do it. And I got that big Japanese dude to do it, too. Japanese people love fisting. Okay, maybe that Japanese chick with the mic isn’t so into fisting, but will you look at Ali Larter watching me fist? Duuuuuuuuude, she is so into fisting, she wanted to do it right there at the press conference while wearing that fancy bedskirt! Let’s face it, girls, fisting’s the thing. End of story.”