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BABEWATCH: Wong Fu Productions’ Phil Wang (As “Rick”)

January 26th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

Wong Fu Productions has debuted a new video–the first (?) of “Rick’s Man Tutorials”–and it’s a satirical  guide to gettin’ fresh for an evening out (We also like to think of it as a proper pre-cursor to sealing the deal at the end of the night).

If you aren’t already a huge fan (unlikely) of WF’s good work, check out Angry Asian Man’s feature of them in last year’s 30 Under 30 hotlist.

But let’s talk about “Rick” for a second.

Rick wears muscle tees.

Rick talks about his slutty ex.

Rick sprays himself with Febreze and lotions his face with saliva.

He owns hair gel.

I can’t deal with that guy. But I also… kind of… love him. Maybe because he looks like Phil Wang?

Oh ick, muscle tees.

[Wong Fu Productions - Official Site]


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Zaxy Buildup and Vanessa Hudgens

March 31st, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

So Zac Efron gets photographed during the UK premiere of 17 Again with gross, waxy buildup in his ear, and as a result, is pelted with Q-tips during his next LA outing. Kind of hilarious!

But here’s what sucks. The person that suffered the brunt of the Q-tip attack was none other than Efron’s lady, Vanessa Hudgens…

Come Over Ear!

…which I think is just plain unfair. Why, you ask? Yes, Vanessa is Zac’s lady, and therefore mildly responsible for him looking relatively cleaned up when he walks out the door. You could almost argue that she should’ve busted his ass on that wax right out of the shower on premiere day.

Except: we ladies can help you fellas buy jeans that don’t look like they were obtained at a 1992 Gap. We can help you pick out shirts for work. We can give you cologne for Christmas, introduce you to Kiehl’s men’s products, request that you shower regularly, and quickly size you up before you walk out the door.

But we can’t be responsible for your waxy-ass ears. Boys, that was yo’ mama’s job. And if you’re old enough to screw/drink/smoke, now it’s yours.


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Bag It Up, Bag It In, Let Me Begin

January 9th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

A new step for Project: Clean Up China* Before Everyone Gets Here For the Olympics And Calls It A Dirty Shithole, has been announced. Thin plastic bags will be banned in the country come June 1st.

Frankly, I don’t know how anybody’s grandma will tie up their tupperware leftovers with such a ban (Mine has a wonderful technique: place tupps in used plastic bag, tie once, tie again with just a little nub loose–not a knot–so that the whole bundle can be easily released, presto!), but there you go. These grandmas are gunna have to git with the Enviro-program!

Anyhoozle, We are just absolutely thrilled to hear of this development. We may not all live in China, but for once, let’s all follow suit. You can buy a Canvas tote (we like the Ditty Bops’ version, cuz it’s cute and cool just like them) here, or might we suggest holding your groceries in your arms “like the Cavemen did.” Could be really fun, in that “throwback” way.

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*not actually an official Project

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