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Fashismista Revealed!
Yesterday, we polled you guys on who the mystery fashismista was that showed up at Chloe “Actor-Fashism Icon-Second Wife-Designer” Sevigny’s launch party for her Opening Ceremony collection.
Most of you thought that the lady in that funkay fedora, batwing bib, skinny jeans, and bondage mules was Risa Ring:
Was it the word “sublebrity” that gave it away? Or was it the overall hideosity of the outfit?
I must now confess that the poll was rigged. The lady in the photo was none of the gals listed. The lady is, in fact, not a lady at all:
It’s Zaldy “Rhymes With Coco” Goco, the former designer of Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.E. label!
Surprise!
Filed under: Chloe Sevigny, Dude Looks Like a Lady, Fashism, Gwen Is a Man, L.A.M.E., Lisa Ling, Opening Ceremony, Zaldy Goco
Rock the Vote…Again
It’s the Wednesday after Super Tuesdaysian, and I’m feeling a comedown after all that hooha, aren’t you? What better way is there to ease the bumpy ride than to vote again? Can I get an amen?!?
New York Fashism Week kicked off last weekend, and the D-listers and social climbers have been out in force. One such sublebrity showed up at the Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony launch party Monday. Can you guess who it was?
(The last time we voted ’round here, it was to determine whether or not Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles star Summer Glau is a rice girl. Click here to view the results. It was as close as Missouri.)
Filed under: Chloe Sevigny, Comedowns, Fashism, New York Fashion Week, Opening Ceremony, Sublebrities, Super Tuesday, The Importance of Voting
Awkward Ceremony
One of these women looks chic, cool, smokin’…um, Asian…
…and pissed off that she is surrounded by a punch of pasty, awkward hags that make Opening Ceremony threads look like dollar bin drag rags.
Filed under: Angry Asian Woman, Awkward Moments, Chloe Sevigny, Dollar Bins, Drag Queens, Opening Ceremony, Trailer Trash
Chloe Sevigny Hates DISGRASIANs
Silver leg-warmers, camo-fabric-remnant-worn-as-a-skirt, and a midriff-baring top with the word “eh?” on it could only mean one thing. This girl’s a disgrasianuck!
I apologize to my Canadiasian relatives for giggling at this.
Filed under: Camo Is Retarded, Canadiasians, Chloe Sevigny, disgrasianucks, Midriff Tops Make Me Sad, Wicked Style Biters
