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October 28th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen

Um, yeah, so…there’s really nothing that isn’t awesome about this letter John Lennon wrote to his laundry service in the 70′s:

Things that I reallyreally love about it:

For once, the cleaners being yelled at aren’t Asian.
The cleaners are being yelled at BY A BEATLE.
Learning something new about Yoko, i.e. that she doesn’t sweat.
The line “(MOST ORIENTALS DO NOT SWEAT LIKE US),” which I also interpret to mean “Most Orientals Do Not Smell Like Us,” which is true (read this if you don’t believe me).
Continue reading Even The Dry Cleaner Tried To Blame Yoko For Their Problems

Disgrasian Dictionary

Racial Dilettante –: A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”
Discrazian –: Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.
Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.
Racial Drag –: Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.