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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Julie Chen and Les Moonves’s Baby Boy, Charlie

September 24th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Congratulations to Julie Chen and Les Moonves, who welcomed the birth of their son, Charlie, Thursday morning in Los Angeles. The baby was due October 4th but arrived a little early. This is the first child for Chen, 39. Moonves, 60, has three children from a previous marriage.

Although Charlie was born just a few hours ago, the media-savvy couple have already released his first baby picture:


Thanks, Jasmine!

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AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Kavya Shivashankar

June 1st, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Name: Kavya Shivashankar

Age: 13

Hails from: Olathe, Kansas

Occupation: Spelling Bee Champ

Known for: Correctly spelling “Laodicean”–meaning: lukewarm or indifferent, particularly in matters of religion or politics–to clinch the 82nd Scripps National Spelling Bee last week. Being a Hardass Asian Parents’ Ultimate Wet Dream–watch Kavya’s interview with the Chenbot where she describes how she juggled training for the spelling bee with a busy schedule of homework, practicing the violin, and learning Indian dance, and how her future plans include going to “a good medical school.”

Damn, Kavya, do you know how proud you’ve made your parents? Wait, what are we saying? Of course you do. Enjoy it while it lasts, girl. Enjoy it, milk it, work it–just don’t expect something crazy to come from this, like getting a sweet ride for your 16th birthday, okay? Trust us, we speak from experience.

In related “news,” watch the Onion’s hilarious take on spelling bee winners here.

Thanks, Jasmine!

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Au Naturelizasian

February 20th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Is that really you, Julie Chen (pictured below with her network president, er, husband, Les Moonves)?

Whither goest the helmet hair, the shit-ton of makeup, the pageant smile, and the weird plastic surgery?


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