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Kung Fu Girl Riesling: It’s Yellow! And It Kicks Ass!

July 21st, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

How much do I gotta pay you to order Charles Smith Wines’ “Kung Fu Girl Riesling” in public, with a straight face, without your genitals totally shriveling from shame?

Described by her winemakers as a Riesling that “kicks ass” and contains “delicate aromas of stone fruit, white peach, apricot, Asian pear and white spring blossoms,” Kung Fu Girl retails for a mere $12.

So, you know, I’m not going to pay you that much.

[Charles Smith Wines]

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Thanks, HawaiiDawg!

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